The Lost Parchment: A Detective Story — David Hume — John Shaqi
The Lost Parchment: A Detective Story
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"There's many a slip between the cup and the lip," said Mrs. Beatson,
mysteriously; "but the less talked about is the soonest forgotten."
After which cryptic speech she drifted toward the door, as if her legs
were taking her in a direction contrary to that expressed by her will.
"The Rev. Mr. Leigh is in the Muniment Room, Mr. Hendle," she said,
pausing on the threshold, "and expressed a wish to see you."
"You might ask him to stay to dinner," said Rupert, glancing at his
watch.
Mrs. Beatson departed firmly convinced that her master really intended
to dismiss her and had only broken the ice with his information about
the marriage, so that she might be prepared to be turned out to die.
With this in her mind, she hovered uneasily about the dining-room and
drawing-room both before and after dinner, in the hope of catching
some stray word, which might reveal Rupert's expected treachery.
Meanwhile Rupert, after a hearty laugh at Mrs. Beatson's cheerful
manner of looking at the future, went upstairs to dress for dinner.
"Hang Mrs. Beatson," he thought, when he descended to the
drawing-room. "I do wish she would keep her dismals to herself. She's
about as cheerful as tombs, and not at all the person to have in the
house of a young married couple," and from this mental speech it may
be guessed that the dreary old lady was within an ace of being
dismissed, as she dreaded, although such an idea had never entered her
master's mind until she began her wailing.
Mr. Leigh, who had brushed and washed at Mrs. Beatson's request, for
he was dusty and grimy after his work in the Muniment Room, was
wandering about the big drawing-room, peering at pictures and statues
and old silver through his pince-nez. He turned to greet Rupert in his
usual mild absent-minded way, when the young Squire, smartly groomed
and eminently handsome, entered.
"Quite Greek," murmured the vicar, balancing himself on his toes and
with his hands behind his back. "I must say that your looks are in
your favor, Rupert. For the well-being of the race you should marry
and beget children."
"Well, I am going to," said Hendle, used to the vicar's eccentric
speeches. "I make Dorinda my wife next month."
"Oh, indeed," said Mr. Leigh alertly. "Dorinda is a very desirable
damsel. I hope you will be happy."
"You seem to have your doubts, from the tone you use," remarked Rupert
dryly.
Mr. Leigh shook his head. "Life has its troubles," he observed
sententiously.
"For heaven's sake, vicar, don't croak. I have had enough of that from
Mrs. Beatson," a remark which the housekeeper, hovering outside the
door, overheard and registered in her mind as a bad omen for her
future continuance at The Big House. "I beg your pardon," went on the
Squire, rather ashamed of his momentary irritability, "but I do wish
people would look on marriage as marriage and not as a funeral."
"Of course, of course," ruminated Mr. Leigh. "One is always sure of a
funeral, though not of a marriage."