The Piccadilly Puzzle: A Mysterious Story — David Hume — John Shaqi
The Piccadilly Puzzle: A Mysterious Story
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"Ah," said Totty, fixing her eyes pensively on the little black
tea-pot, "it ain't no good being a reformatory. The way I've talked to
him about his goings on and now look at his goings off."
"Perhaps he couldn't help himself," said Mrs. Swizzle, who was tall
and thin, and spoke in a kind of subdued whistle.
"He never tried to, I'll be bound," retorted Mrs. Povy, wrathfully.
"Not as he's always bin after married pussons, for I know there is a
gal as he pays for her board and lodging."
"Lor'," whistled Mrs. Swizzle, curiously. "Where?"
"Never you mind," returned Totty, screwing up her mouth. "She's a gal
as no decent woman 'ud speak to her--silks and satings and wasting of
money--oh, I've no patience with 'em! Kettles is snow in whiteness
with gals' morals now."
At this moment there came a ring at the door, and Totty hurrying away
to attend to it, Mrs. Swizzle made the best use of her time by eating
up the buttered toast as rapidly as she could.
When Mrs. Povy opened the door she was confronted by a lank figure in
grey, which was none other than Dowker, come to prosecute his
inquiries concerning Miss Sarschine.
"Well?" enquired Totty gruffly, annoyed at being disturbed, "and what
do you want?"
Dowker gazed on the substantial figure before him and sighed.
"A few words with you about Lord Calliston," he said softly.
Mrs. Povy shook with wrath.
"I ain't no spy or gossip," she said. "And if that is what you want to
find out, this ain't the shop--so walk out," and she prepared to shut
the door. But Dowker was too sharp for her, and placed his foot
inside.
"Wait a moment, my good lady," he said, quietly. "I don't mean any
harm to Lord Calliston, and what I want to speak to you about is
important."
Curiosity got the better of Totty's wrath, so after a time she
consented to speak to Dowker privately, and to this end led him
upstairs to Calliston's rooms.
"We're quiet here," she said, closing the door. "I can't ask you into
my own room, as a perticler friend of mine is drinking tea with me."
"This will do capitally," replied Dowker, glancing round the room. "And
now, as my curiosity may appear rude and you may refuse to answer some
of my questions, I may as well tell you who I am."
"And who are you?" asked Mrs. Povy uneasily, "a noospaper or a
politics?"
"Dowker--detective."
Mrs. Povy's naturally red face became white.
"What's up?" she gasped. "Has Lord Calliston bin doing anything
wrong?"
"No, no," replied Dowker soothingly. "I only want to obtain some
information about Miss Sarschine."
"I don't know that kind of pusson," said Totty angrily. "Never mind if
you know her or not," retorted Dowker sternly, "but answer my
questions."
Mrs. Povy sniffed and would have refused, but there was something in
the detective's eye which quelled her, so she yielded an ungracious
assent.
"When did Lord Calliston leave town for his yacht?"
"About a week ago--on Monday last."
"Where was his yacht lying?"