"Crumel," explained Mrs. Dumps, breathlessly, "has three thousand
inhabitants, more or less, chiefly less, and the surrounding country
is dotted with the delightful residence of well-to-do gentry. Formerly
the place was called Legby, in the time of Charles the First; but when
General Cromwell visited the then village, during one of his wars, the
prosperity increased so greatly through his having made it his
headquarters, that the inhabitants, in compliment to the great man,
called the then village, Cromwell, which by time has become corrupted
to Crumel."
"Very interesting," yawned Osip, visibly bored.
"The minster is tenth century, and very fine," continued the
guide-book, "and also Low Church, the vicar being the Rev. Nehemiah
Clarke, who is quite a Puritan, out of compliment, no doubt, to
Cromwell, or Crumel, to whom the town, formerly the village of Legby,
owes its greatness. And they do say," continued Mrs. Dumps, dropping
the guide-book, to become merely a gossip, "that Mr. Clarke's
daughter, Miss Prudence,--did you ever hear such a name, sir, and she
isn't a bit prudent, well, then, Miss Prudence would rather her pa was
High Church. I dare say Mr. Ferdinand, who loves Miss Prudence, would
like it also, he being quite artistic."
"You have mentioned Mr. Ferdinand several times, Mrs. Dumps. Who is
he?"
"An orphan, and so is his sister, Miss Clarice Baird,--wealthy
orphans, too, Mr. Osip, I assure you," and Mrs. Dumps nodded
vigorously.
Osip showed that he was becoming weary of this conversation, since he
was not gathering precisely the information he required. Abruptly he
changed the subject. "In this lane----"
"Street," interpolated Mrs. Dumps, indignantly.
"Very good: street. And nearly opposite to this inn----"
"Hotel, if you please, Mr. Osip. The Savoy Hotel."
"So be it, Mrs. Dumps. Well, then, in this street and nearly opposite
to the Savoy Hotel, there is a red brick mansion, which I should like
to purchase, if it is for sale."
"Lor, now, how funny that is, say what you like, seeing it's the very
house where the Baird orphans live."
"Alone, Mrs. Dumps?"
"Oh, dear me, no, sir. They board, so to speak, with their guardian,
Mr. Henry Horran, who suffers from some disease the doctors can't put
a name to. He's been ailing, off and on, for over ten years; but the
doctors can't cure him nohow, not knowin' what's wrong with his
inside. Mr. Ferdinand ought to find out, seeing he's lived with Mr.
Horran all his life, though to be sure, he ain't old, being but three
and twenty."
"Mr. Ferdinand Baird is not a doctor, then?"
"He will be some day, if his brains hold out. He's a medical student,
and what you might call an apprentice to Dr. Jerce."
"Ha!" said Osip, quickly, "your local doctor?"