"Toddy, you are of the earth, earthy, and an unimaginative beast.
Romance doesn't appeal to you. I shall search for the Pixy's House!"
"In what direction?" jeered Macandrew.
"Up the stream. This Princess is apparently imprisoned in the house
and must have flung the cylinder therefrom into the water. Ergo, the
Pixy's House must be near the water. I shall go to Exeter and bring
back a canoe. Then I shall explore and find----"
"A mare's nest! Don't be an ass. It's all bosh."
"It's romance! romance! romance! But not a word, Toddy, either to any
one here, or to any one in London. Promise!"
"Oh, I promise. But----"
"Silence! you profane the Mysteries of Fairyland. I shall explore and
learn the end of this adventure. And you, Tod Macandrew?"
"I'll see what's the best lunatic asylum for you to occupy," said Tod
caustically.
CHAPTER III.
FAIRYLAND.
Notwithstanding his fantastical babble to Macandrew, Gerald was a
shrewd young man. He prosecuted his search for the unknown sender of
the message, less to find a wife than to see the end of the adventure.
At the enjoyable age of thirty, he was not particularly keen on
getting married, although his friends persistently advised him to do
so. But, as Haskins pertinently observed, it was absurd to marry
merely for marrying's sake. "When I meet THE woman," said Gerald
wisely, "I shall ask her to be my wife. Otherwise----" And a shrug
would complete the unfinished sentence.
Tod was quite ready to leave the conclusion of the fishing adventure
to his friend. Being in love with a particular girl, he thought of her
only, and had no wish to search for another girl, even though she were
an illiterate princess, who fluted like a nightingale. What with
earning his living, and fighting Lady Euphemia, and wooing Charity
Bird, and tricking Mrs. Pelham Odin, who was strongly opposed to that
wooing, Macandrew's hands were quite full. Within two days he betook
himself to London, keen upon seeing _The Moon Fay_ ballet, in which
Charity was dancing. But before his departure he unwittingly did
Gerald a service by learning something about the Pixy's House, and
that same something was less romantic than unpleasant.
According to Tod the thing came about by accident; but Haskins, who
believed that everything was designed, even to the winking of an eye,
insisted that Macandrew had been purposely lured into conversation
with the laborer, who had mentioned Leegarth, and the Pixy's House. At
a nine o'clock breakfast, on the very day of his departure, Tod
mentioned to his friend that he had been taking a morning walk. "I had
a beastly wakeful night last night," grumbled Tod, while Geary brought
in a dish of trout and some hot rolls, "it made me sick tumbling and
tossing, so I dressed and strolled out at six o'clock."
"Why didn't you waken me?" asked Haskins. "I would have come also."