Haskins had come up on the previous day, and having slept on his
business had repaired to the grimy office in Chancery Lane to consult
his solicitor. Mr. James Ian Robert Roy Macandrew--which was the
lawyer's gorgeous name, usually shortened to Tod by his friends
because of his ruddy hair--possessed two rooms, sparsely furnished.
The outer room contained two lean clerks and an office boy, who
labored to increase a gradually growing business, while the inner room
was sacred to the master brain that was building up that same
business. There was a green-painted safe, an important-looking
escritoire with a sliding lid, three or four chairs, a battered
bookcase containing Tod's somewhat limited library, and piles of
japaned deed-boxes in iron frames. Everything looked very legal and
very dry and very dusty, with the exception of Tod himself, spick and
span, and far too fashionably dressed for Chancery Lane. Tod should
have been strolling in the Row--and if dead-and-gone Macandrews had
not squandered their money he probably would have been--beside Charity
Bird, if possible. As it was, Tod, looking fresh and well fed and well
groomed and alert, dwelt for many hours daily in a dull room, which
his ancestors would have scorned. But Tod had been compelled to lay
down the ancestral claymore and take up the pen, which was hard on
Tod, who much preferred a kilt to a lawyer's wig.
However, it was useless to be dignified with Jerry Haskins, as Tod
decided, so after a glance at the door to see that it was closed, he
unbent. He lighted a cigarette and produced a bottle of whisky and two
glasses and a syphon. Not wishing that his clerks should see him
unbend to this bacchanalian extent Mr. Macandrew cast a second look at
the door, and advised Gerald, in scarcely legal language, to "Fire
away." "You've been playing the high-kick-oh, houp-la, since I left
you," said Tod with a jolly grin.
"I've been doing nothing of the sort," cried Haskins indignantly.
"This is very serious."
"Is it now?" bantered the lawyer. "Well, when a man decides to marry a
girl whom he has only seen for five minutes I rather think it is
infernally serious. How did she manage to hook you?"
"What a beastly low mind you have, Tod. H'm! Shut up, and hold
yourself tight. I am going to startle you."
"Startle away." Tod gripped the arms of his sedate chair.
"Well then, this Mavis Durham is the living image of Charity Bird."
Macandrew stared and glared. "You're rotting, boy. There can only be
one angel in the world, and----"
"There are two of this especial make," insisted Gerald, leaning back.
"I say, Toddy, do be serious."
"But are you serious?"
"I am, confound you. Don't I look it?"
Macandrew stared and glared again. "There is a change in you," he
admitted--"love, I suppose. It's the same with myself."
"Tod, you don't know what love is."