As yet Haskins had said nothing about the phonograph. Some instinct
told him to be silent about the discovery of the cylinder before this
suave son of Ham, although he had absolutely no reason to mistrust the
man. All the same he intended to use Geary's wits to obtain a Jekle &
Co. phonograph in such a way as would not arouse suspicion concerning
the particular use he intended to put it to. Yet why suspicions should
be aroused by frankness Gerald could not say, for, on the face of it,
there was nothing to point out that the cylinder was dangerous.
Nevertheless Haskins' sixth sense made him hold his tongue and impose
secrecy upon Tod. Consequently Macandrew held his peace while Gerald
cautiously approached his aim of getting the machine. It seemed
incredible that a phonograph of the special make required should be
found in that unpretentious inn, or even in the village itself, seeing
how buried both were. Still Haskins argued from the discovery of the
roller, so marked, that a Jekle & Co. phonograph was to be had in the
district. Being a novelist, Gerald had already spun a web of romance
round the adventure, and was conducting the same to a close with
constructive skill. Tod watched the progress of this real and tangible
romance with careless interest. He thought that it was all moonshine
and would end in smoke. "The Story of A Mare's Nest," Tod called it
with fine irony, and giggled when Haskins stalked Mr. Adonis Geary.
"There is very little to do in the evening here," began Gerald,
finishing the last of his cheese, and addressing the landlord-waiter.
"Very little, sah," replied Mr. Geary, who spoke moderately good
Anglo-Saxon, yet betrayed his negro origin in an occasional word, and
by a guttural intonation, "but you can walk to Silbury with the odder
jemplem, for howlin' fun, sah."
"Howling fun in a country town? My eyes," muttered Tod, still eating.
"Dere's walking and de bicycle and fishin' and----"
"Yes! yes! yes!" broke in Gerald artfully, "but I mean evening
amusement--indoor doings. What you call----"
"Parlor tricks," interpolated Macandrew.
"Exactly! Well, Mr. Geary, have you a piano, or a harmonium?"
"Dere's a harmonium in de chapel whar I preach," explained Adonis
doubtfully, "but de instrument of de Lawd no good for debble's
singing."
"I have no intention of going to the devil for my amusement," said
Gerald tartly, while Tod choked over his cider. "Have you any cards?"
"Dem's de debble's pictures, sah."
"Then pass along a concertina," remarked Tod, pushing back his chair
with a sigh of repletion, "or even a Jew's harp, or a----"
"Why not say a phonograph, while you're about it, Macandrew?" said
Haskins, with feigned crossness, "we're as likely to find the one as
the other in this place at the Back-of-Beyond."
"With great respect, Mr. Haskins, sah," said Geary, falling into the
trap promptly, "dere's my wife's phonograph. My wife Hannah let you
hab dat phonograph to hear de godly hymns."