The Wooden Hand: A Detective Story — David Hume — John Shaqi
The Wooden Hand: A Detective Story
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Allen's father was a small, delicate, dainty little man with a large
head and a large voice, which boomed like a gong when he was angry.
The man's head was clever and he had a fine forehead, but there was
a streak of madness in him, which led him to indulge himself in
whatever mood came uppermost. He did not exercise the least
self-control, and expected all around him to give way to his whims,
which were many and not always agreeable. Some one called Mr. Hill a
brownie, and he was not unlike the pictures of that queer race of
elves. His body was shapely enough, but as his legs were thin and
slightly twisted, these, with his large head, gave him a strange
appearance. His face was clean-shaven, pink and white, with no
wrinkles. He had a beautifully formed mouth and a set of splendid
teeth. His fair hair, slightly--very slightly--streaked with grey,
he wore long, and had a trick of passing his hand through it when he
thought he had said anything clever. His hands were delicate--real
artistic hands--but his feet were large and ill-formed. He strove
always to hide these by wearing wide trousers. Both in winter and
summer he wore a brown velvet coat and white serge trousers, no
waistcoat, and a frilled shirt with a waistband of some gaudy Eastern
stuff sparkling with gold thread and rainbow hues. When he went out,
he wore a straw hat with a gigantic brim, and as he was considerably
under the ordinary height, he looked strange in this headgear. But
however queer his garb may have been in the daytime, at night Mr. Hill
was always accurately attired in evening dress of the latest cut, and
appeared a quiet, if somewhat odd, English gentleman.
This strange creature lived on his emotions. One day he would be all
gaiety and mirth; the next morning would see him silent and sad. At
times he played the organ, the piano, the violin; again he would take
to painting; then he would write poems, and anon his mood would change
to a religious one. Not that he was truly religious. He was a
Theosophist, a Spiritualist, sometimes a Roman Catholic, and at times
a follower of Calvin. Lately he fancied that he would like to be a
Buddhist. His library, a large one, was composed of various books
bought in different moods, which illustrated--like his house--the
queer jumbled mind of the man. Yet with all his eccentricity Mr. Hill
was far from being mad. He was clever at a bargain, and took good care
of the wealth, which he had inherited from his father, who had been a
stockbroker. At times Mr. Hill could talk cleverly and in a
businesslike way; at others, he was all fantasy and vague dreams.
Altogether an irritating creature. People said they wondered how Mrs.
Hill could put up with such a changeling in the house.