The Wooden Hand: A Detective Story — David Hume — John Shaqi
The Wooden Hand: A Detective Story
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Many people remembered him when he came to Wargrove for the last time,
to place his wife and daughter under the roof of Mrs. Merry. Strode
had always been stiff and cold in manner, but, being of the old stock,
this behaviour was esteemed right, as no lord of the soil should be
too familiar, the wiseacres thought. "A proud, haughty gentleman,"
said some, "but then he's a right to be proud. Ain't the Strodes been
here since the Conquest? 'Tis a wonder he took up with that Mr. Hill,
whose father was but a stockbroker."
So it will be guessed that Strode's return to his native place to meet
with a violent death at unknown hands, created much excitement. The
jury surveyed the body in Misery Castle, and then went to the one inn
of the village to hear the evidence. A few people were in the
coffee-room where the proceedings took place, but Inspector Garrit
gave orders that the crowd should be kept out. The street therefore
was filled with people talking of Strode and of his terrible end. One
old man, who had seen eighty summers, gave it as his opinion, that it
was no wonder Mr. Strode had died so.
"And what do you mean by that?" asked Wasp, who, full of importance,
was making things unpleasant with over-zeal.
The ancient pulled his cap to the majesty of the law. "Whoy," said
he, chewing a straw, "Muster Robert--by which I means Muster
Strode--was a powerful angery gent surely. He gied I a clip on th'
'ead when I was old enough to be his father, though to be sure
'twas in his colleging days. Ah, I mind them two well!"
"What two?" asked Wasp, on the alert to pick up evidence.
"Muster Strode as was, an' Muster Hill as is. They be very
hoity-toity in them days, not as 'twasn't right fur Muster Robert, he
being lard an' master of the village. But Muster Hill"--the ancient
spat out the straw to show his contempt--"Lard, he be nothin'!"
"He's very rich, Granfer."
"What's money to blood? Muster Strode shouldn't ha' taken him up, and
given he upsettin' notions. He an' Giles Merry, as run away from his
wife, and Muster Strode, ah--them did make things lively-like."
"I don't see what this has to do with the death," said Wasp
snappishly.
"Never you mind," said Granfer, valiant through over-much beer. "I
knows what I knows. Muster Robert--'twas a word an' a blow with him,
and when he clips me on the 'ead, I ses, 'Sir, 'tis a red end as
you'll come to,' and my words have come true. He've bin shot."
"And who shot him?" asked the blacksmith.
"One of 'em as he clipped on the 'ead same as he did me," said
Granfer.