The Year after the Armada, and Other Historical Studies
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But this remedy was too strong, and Froilan
and the Inquisitor, or the friend and the master,
as they are called henceforward, write to say
that, although they are much obliged to the Devil
and the vicar, such a draught as that
recommended would certainly kill the King, and they
beg the exorciser to ask the Devil again for a more
practical and a safer remedy. "How much and in
what form is the Church charm to be given; at what
hour; on what parts of the body?" And so
on--queer questions indeed to be addressed by two
pillars of the Church to the Devil. But this is not
all. They draw up a series of questions that would
do honour to a cross-examining barrister. "What
is the proof of witchcraft? In what way does
it act so as to make the King do things contrary
to his own will? How are the organs affected
cleansed by the charm? What compact was made
with the Devil when the witchery was effected?
Was it administered internally, or externally?
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Who administered it? Has it been repeated? Is
the Queen included in its operation?" And other
questions of a similar sort. The vicar is rather
shocked at their inquisitiveness, and refuses to put
such questions. How can he ask the Devil anything
that the Church does not deal with in its
exorcising ceremonies?
Another letter is sent asking him to consult the
Devil as to whether it will be well to take the King
to Toledo, to which the vicar replies somewhat
evasively, reproaching his associates. What is the
good, he says, of all their professed desire to heal
the King whilst they refuse to carry out the
directions sent them? A change of place is useless if
he takes the malady with him, and until they follow
out the instructions already given it is no good for
him to consult the Devil again. "Besides," he
says, getting into dangerously deep water for a
country vicar, "how can you expect the King to
be well? Justice is not done, the churches are
starved, hospitals are despoiled and closed, and
souls are allowed to suffer in purgatory because
money is begrudged for Masses, and above all, the
King does not administer justice after swearing
on the cross that he would do so. The Divine
message has already been delivered to you. I have
told you all it is fitting for you to know and how to
cure the patient, and you do nothing but ask a lot
more questions. I tell ye, then, that you will find no
excuse for this at the supreme judgment, and the
death of the King will be laid at your door, since
you could cure him and will not." This was almost
too bold to be borne, and the Inquisitor's secretary
writes back in grave condemnation. He again
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insists upon the questions being put to the Devil.
"You are presumptuous to dare to suppose that you
know better than the friend and the master, and
that you can command in this way whilst refusing to
obey. You want to get out of it now by attributing
the King's illness to other causes. The 'friend
and the master' are deeply offended, and if you do