The Year after the Armada, and Other Historical Studies — David Hume — John Shaqi
The Year after the Armada, and Other Historical Studies
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governess told the Prince she thanked God
for letting her live to see the day, but asked
his pardon for not having reared a more beautiful
bride for him. According to one of the Italian
variants of the same narrative the Queen is
still less complimentary to herself, and in reply
to Philip's thanks to her after the marriage says
it is she who is grateful to him for taking an old
and ugly wife[20] (_brutta e vecchia_). The courtier's
narrative (No. 4) speaks of the Queen in somewhat
less unfavourable terms and says: "Although she
is not at all handsome, being of short stature and
rather thin than fat, she has a very clear red and
white complexion. She has no eyebrows, is a
perfect saint, but dresses very badly."
This narrator is very critical about the ladies'
dresses and is quite shocked at some of the English
fashions. He says:--
"They wear farthingales of coloured cloth without
silk; the gowns they wear over them are of
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damask, satin, or velvet of various colours, but very
badly made. Some of them have velvet shoes
slashed like men's, and some wear leather. Their
stockings are black, and they show their legs even
up to the knees, at least when they are travelling,
as their skirts are so short. They really look quite
indelicate when they are seated or riding. They
are not at all handsome, nor do they dance gracefully,
as all their dancing only consists of ambling
and trotting. Not a single Spanish gentleman is in
love with any of them[21] ... and they are not
women for whom the Spaniards need put themselves
out of the way in entertaining or spending
money on them, which is a good thing for the
Spaniards."
When the same narrator reaches London he
speaks with somewhat more experience, but his
opinion is not much modified. He says, when
speaking of the vast numbers of ladies that served
the Queen:--
"Those I have seen in the palace have not struck
me as being handsome; indeed, they are downright
ugly. I do not know how this is, because outside I
have seen some very beautiful and attractive women.
In this country women do not often wear clogs and
wraps, as they do in Spain, but go about the city
and even travel in their bodices. Some of them
walk in London with veils and masks before their
faces, which makes them look like nuns, who do not
wish to be known. Women here wear their skirts
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very short, and their black stockings are trim and
tightly gartered; the shoes are neat, but are slashed
like men's, which does not look well to Spanish eyes."