Few friends presented themselves on this particular Friday evening,
for it was extremely foggy, and none of them could afford cabs. Even
those who patronized the nearest bus line, had some distance to walk
before they knocked at the Jersey door, and thus ran a chance of
losing their way. Either in light or darkness the house was hard to
find, for it occupied the corner of a particularly private square far
removed from the Oxford Street traffic. As a kind of haven or
back-water, it received into its peace those who found the current of
the River of Life running too strong. Decayed ladies, disappointed
spinsters, superannuated clerks, retired army officers, bankrupt
dreamers--these were the derelicts which had drifted hither. Mrs.
Jersey called these social and commercial failures "paying guests,"
which flattered their pride and cost nothing. She was something of a
humbug, and always ready with the small change of politeness.
It was quite an asylum for old age. None of the guests were under
fifty, save a newcomer who had arrived the previous week, and they
wondered why he came amongst them. He was young, though plain-looking;
he was fashionably dressed, though stout, and he chatted a West-End
jargon, curiously flippant when contrasted with their prim
conversation. This was the first time he had been present at Madame's
reception, and he was explaining his reasons for coming to Bloomsbury.
Mrs. Jersey introduced him as "Leonard Train, the distinguished
novelist," although he had published only one book at his own cost,
and even that production was unknown to the boarders. They read
_Thackeray_ and his contemporaries, and manifested a proper scorn for
the up-to-date novelist and his analytical methods.
Mr. Train, with a complacency which showed that he entertained the
highest opinion of his own powers, stood on the hearth-rug, and
delivered himself of his errand to Bloomsbury.
"Fashionable novelists," said he, in a still, small voice, which
contrasted curiously with his massive proportions, "have overdone the
business of society and epigrams. We must revert to the Dickens style.
I have therefore taken up my residence here for a brief period to
study Old-World types." Here he looked round with a beaming smile. "I
am glad to find so rich a field to glean."