After his disagreeable experience in the Bloomsbury district, Brendon
was not very anxious to go there again, but it was necessary that he
should do so if he wanted to see his guardian. From force of habit he
still continued to call him so, although Mr. Ireland had long since
ceased to act in that capacity. George had a sincere respect for him,
and frequently paid him a visit. Usually it was one of ceremony or of
enjoyment, but on this occasion the young man went in search of
knowledge.
Ireland was an eccentric character who collected (of all things)
bill-posters. Most collectors turn their attention to stamps, to
snuff-boxes, to autographs, and such-like trifles; but Mr. Ireland
hunted for those gigantic and gaudy pictures which make gay the
thoroughfares of the city. When George entered the dull old house, in
an equally dull Bloomsbury street, he found the hall decorated with an
immense advertisement of Bovril. Proceeding upstairs he was met on the
landing by the famous cats who serve to draw attention to Nestle's
Milk, and finally entered a large room on the first floor, where Mr.
Ireland sat at his desk surrounded by a perfect art-gallery. Here was
Fry's Chocolate; there the Magic Carpet of Cook, and the wall opposite
to the three windows looking out onto the street was plastered with
theatrical advertisements, more or less crude in color and out of
drawing. These were not modern, but had been acquired by Ireland in
the dark ages when street art was in its infancy. The effect of the
whole was bizarre and striking, but George was too used to the
spectacle to pay much attention to the gallery.
The room was very bare, so as to give space for the collection. Mr.
Ireland sat at a mahogany desk in the center, which was placed on a
square of carpet. Beside this desk stood a chair, and in one corner of
the room was a safe painted green. Other furniture there was none, and
what with the huge pictures, the bare floor, and the want of curtains
to the windows the effect was comfortless and dreary, but Mr. Ireland
did not seem to mind in the least.
He was a tall old man with rather long white hair and a clean-shaven,
benign face. His unusual height did away with the impression of his
excessive stoutness, for he appeared to be as fat as Daniel Lambert.
George often wondered at his size, considering that the man ate
comparatively little. Mr. Ireland was dressed in glossy broadcloth
scrupulously brushed, and wore an old-fashioned Gladstone collar. He
had mild blue eyes, rather watery, and a large mouth with full red
lips. This hint of sensuality was contradicted by the serenity and
pallor of his face, and by his life, which was as correct as his dress
and as methodical as his hours.