Whom God Hath Joined: A Question of Marriage — David Hume — John Shaqi
Whom God Hath Joined: A Question of Marriage
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"I think I'll call and see Miss Sheldon," observed Alizon, after a
pause, "for, as she is a ward of your Aunt's, I shall very likely see
a good deal of her. Are the people she is with pleasant?"
"That," observed Eustace calmly, "depends greatly on individual taste.
The Honourable Henry Trubbles is the most egotistical specimen of
misshapen humanity I have ever met with, and his wife, whom he married
for her money, is a modern edition of Mrs. Malaprop with a dash of
Sary Gamp and a flavouring of the Sleeping Beauty."
"What a mixed description," said Errington laughing. "How does she
resemble the Sleeping Beauty?"
"Only in sleeping."
"You make me quite curious to see her," cried Alizon smiling. "And
if--well, I won't promise anything about what I intended yet."
"What did you intend?" asked her husband.
"To have a small dinner party, and give Mr. Macjean a real English
dinner, but I'll first see how I like this extraordinary couple, and
then--well, we'll see."
"It would be awfully jolly," said Otterburn, whose stock of adjectives
was limited.
"I know it's 'awfully' late," remarked Eustace, in a tone of rebuke,
"and we have just time to get back to dinner."
"To what they call a dinner."
"It's better than nothing at all events--well, goodbye, Lady
Errington; thank you for a pleasant afternoon."
"Don't forget your way to the Villa Tagni," said Alizon as she shook
hands, and the two gentlemen, having vowed warmly that they would not,
made their adieux, leaving Sir Guy and his wife alone on the terrace.
"Well, Alizon," said Errington, jocularly, "and what do you think of
my cousin, Eustace?"
"I think," replied Lady Errington slowly, "that he is the most unhappy
man I ever met with in my life."
CHAPTER V.
AN AUSTRALIAN GIRL.
"Charming, no doubt, her face is fair.
As dark as night, her curling hair,
Her eyes--two stars, her lips--a rose,
Whoever saw a prettier nose?
Charming indeed,--but Fate to vex,
Has given her faults like all her sex,
Believe me, she's not worth regret,
She'll break your heart, the vain coquette."
What a number of charming old romances begin at an inn. Did not M. Gil
Blas commence his adventurous career by being swindled in one? and Don
Quixote, blinded by fanatic chivalry, mistake the inns for mediæval
castles? Tom Jones became involved in a network of intrigue at a
hostelry; the heroes of Dumas invariably meet their enemies of King
and Cardinal at the same place, while Boccaccio generally brings about
the complications of gallant and donzella at some gay Florentine
"osteria." Without doubt all the elements of romance are to be found
at these resting places of man and beast; and the most incongruous
characters, the most dissimilar ranks of society's adventurers,
gallants, priests, bona robas and virtuous ladies all pass and repass,
enter and exeunt, under the hospitable signs of inns.