Whom God Hath Joined: A Question of Marriage — David Hume — John Shaqi
Whom God Hath Joined: A Question of Marriage
David Hume · en
Alas, for the frailty of human nature, Johnnie Armstrong, the strong
in spirit, the guardian of morality, the prop of a wavering faith,
yielded to the temptations of the world, and held only too readily
that tongue which should have warned Otterburn against the snares of
Belial, for, truth to tell, Johnnie made as complaisant a guardian as
the most dissipated rake could have desired. The world, the flesh, and
the devil was too strong a trinity for Johnnie to stand against, so he
surrendered himself to the temptations of this life in the most
pusillanimous manner, aiding and abetting his young master with
misdirected zeal. Behold then, Angus Macjean and his leal henchman
both fallen away from grace and having a good time of it at Oxford, so
much so, indeed, that Otterburn was quite sorry when his father, after
two years' absence, summoned him to Dunkeld Castle to grace the
ceremony of his coming of age.
That coming of age was a severe trial to Angus, as the guests were
mostly Free Kirk ministers and their spouses, the ministers in lengthy
speeches, exhorting him to follow in the footsteps of his father,
_i.e_., support the Free Kirk, make large donations to the funds
thereof, and entertain ministers of that following on all possible
occasions. Otterburn having learnt considerable craft at Oxford, made
suitable replies, promising all kinds of things which he had not the
slightest idea of fulfilling, and altogether produced a favourable
impression both by such guile and by a display of those educational
graces with which Alma Mater had endowed him. It is needless to say
that, aided by the faithful Johnnie Angus did not tell either his
father or Mactab of his gay life at the University, and the result of
this reticence was that the old lord, bestowing on him a small income
out of the somewhat straitened finances of the Macjeans, bade him
enjoy himself in London for a year, and then return to marry.
To marry! Poor Angus was horror-struck at such a prospect, the more so
when his father introduced him to the lady selected to be his bride, a
certain Miss Cranstoun who had a good income, but nothing else to
recommend her to his fastidious taste.
However, being a somewhat philosophical youth, he accepted the
inevitable, for he knew it would be easier to move Ben Nevis than his
father, and trusting to the intervention of a kind Providence to avert
his matrimonial fate, he went up to London with Johnnie to enjoy
himself, which he did, but hardly in the way anticipated by Lord
Dunkeld.
Thinking his marriage with the plain-looking Miss Cranstoun was
unavoidable, he made up his mind to see as much of life as he could
during his days of freedom, and proceeded to do so to his own
detriment, morally, physically and pecuniarily, when he chanced to
meet with Eustace Gartney.