"A witness. A formal precaution." The lawyer again put on his
glasses. "The introductory matter is the ordinary phraseology of the
printed form one buys at stationers' shops--naming me executor." Then
he read aloud:
"I will and bequeath to my husband, Sir Hildebrand Oates, Knight, the
sum of fifteen shillings to buy himself a scourge to do penance for the
arrogance, uncharitableness and cruelty with which he has treated
myself and my beloved children for the last thirty years. I bequeath
to my son Godfrey the house and estate of Eresby Manor and all the
furniture, plate, jewels, livestock and everything of mine comprised
therein. The residue of my possessions I bequeath to my son Godfrey
and my daughter Sybil, in equal shares. I leave it to my children to
act generously by my old servants, and my horses and dogs."
Sir Hildebrand's florid face grew purple. He looked fishy-eyed and
open-mouthed at the lawyer, and gurgled horribly in his throat.
Haversham hastily rang a bell. The butler appeared. Between them they
carried Sir Hildebrand up to bed and sent for the doctor.
III
When Sir Hildebrand recovered, which he did quickly, he went about like
a man in a daze, stupified by his wife's hideous accusation and
monstrous ingratitude. It was inconceivable that the submissive angel
with whom he had lived and the secret writer of those appalling words
should be one and the same person. Surely, insanity. That invalidated
the will. But Haversham pointed out that insanity would have to be
proved, which was impossible. The will contained no legal flaw. Lady
Oates's dispositions would have to be carried out.
"It leaves me practically a pauper," said Sir Hildebrand, whereat the
other, imperceptibly, shrugged his shoulders.