This soothed the soul but further inflamed the ankle. He called up the
manager of the hotel and sent for the leading medical man in Geneva. When
he arrived he took care to acquaint him with his name and quality. Dr.
Bourdillot, professor of dermatology in the University of Geneva, made his
examination, and shook a tactful head. With all consideration for the many
admirable virtues of _la cure Sypher_, yet there were certain maladies of
the skin for which he personally would not prescribe it. For this, for
that--he rattled off half a dozen of learned diseases--it might very well
be efficacious. Its effect would probably be benign in a case of
elephantiasis. But in a case of abrasion of the cuticle, where there was a
large surface of raw flesh laid bare, perhaps a simpler treatment might be
more desirable.
His tone was exquisite, and he chose his language so that not a word could
wound. Sypher listened to him with a sinking heart.
"In your opinion then, doctor," said he, "it isn't a good thing for
blistered heels?"
"You ask for my opinion," replied the professor of dermatology at the
University of Geneva. "I give it you. No."
Sypher threw out a hand, desperately argumentative.
"But I know of a case in which it has proved efficacious. A Zouave of my
acquaintance--"
Dr. Bourdillot smiled. "A Zouave? Just as nothing is sacred to a sapper, so
is nothing hurtful to a Zouave. They have hides like hippopotamuses, those
fellows. You could dip them in vitriol and they wouldn't feel it."
"So his heels recovered in spite of the Cure?" said Sypher, grimly.
"Evidently," said Dr. Bourdillot.
* * * * *
Sypher sat in his room for a couple of days, his leg on a chair, and looked
at Mont Blanc, exquisite in its fairy splendor against the far, pale sky.
It brought him no consolation. On the contrary it reminded him of Hannibal
and other conquerors leading their footsore armies over the Alps. When he
allowed a despondent fancy to wander uncontrolled, he saw great multitudes
of men staggering shoeless along with feet and ankles inflamed to the color
of tomatoes. Then he pulled himself together and set his teeth. Dennymede
came to visit him and heard with dismay the verdict of science, which
crushed his hope of a high position in the new Army Contract Department.
But Sypher reassured him as to his material welfare by increasing his
commission on foreign sales; whereupon he began to take a practical view of
the situation.
"We can't expect a patent medicine, sir, to do everything."
"I quite agree with you," said Sypher. "It can't make two legs grow where
one grew before, but it ought to cure blisters on the heel. Apparently it
won't. So we are where we were before I met Monsieur Hégisippe Cruchot. The
only thing is that we mustn't now lead people to suppose that it's good for
blisters."