Clem Sypher, down for the week-end at Penton Court, burst in upon him
during the afternoon. He came with exciting news. The high official in the
Ordnance Department of the War Office had written to him that morning to
the effect that he was so greatly impressed by the new quick-firing gun
that he proposed to experiment forthwith, and desired to be put into
communication with the inventor.
"That's very nice," said Septimus, "but shall I have to go and see him?"
"Of course," cried Sypher. "You'll have to interview boards and gunners
and engineers, and superintend experiments. You'll be a person of
tremendous importance."
"Oh, dear!" said Septimus, "I couldn't. I couldn't, really."
He was panic-stricken at the notion.
"You'll have to," laughed Sypher.
Septimus clutched at straws. "I'm afraid I shall be too busy. Emmy's coming
to London--and there's the boy's education. You see, he has to go to
Cambridge. Look here," he added, a brilliant idea occurring to him, "I'm
fearfully rich; I don't want any more money. I'll sell you the thing
outright for the two hundred pounds you advanced me, and then I shan't have
anything more to do with it."
"I think before you make any proposals of the kind you ought to consult
Mrs. Dix," said Sypher with a laugh.
"Or Zora."
"Or Zora," said Sypher. "She came down by the same train as I did. I told
her the good news. She was delighted."
He did not inform Septimus that, for all her delight, Zora had been
somewhat sceptical. She loved Septimus, she admitted, but his effectuality
in any sphere of human endeavor was unimaginable. Could anything good come
out of Nazareth?
About half an hour later the goddess herself arrived, shown in by
Wiggleswick, who had been snatching the pipe of the over-driven by the
front-gate. She looked flushed, resolute, indignant, and, on seeing Sypher,
she paused for a second on the threshold. Then she entered. Sypher took up
his hat and stick.
"No, no. You had better stay. You may help us. I suppose you know all
about it."
Septimus's heart sank. He knew what "it" meant.
"Yes, Sypher knows. I told him."
"But why didn't you tell me, dear Septimus, instead of letting me hear of
it from mother and Cousin Jane? I don't think it was loyal to me."
"I forgot," said Septimus in desperation. "You see, I sometimes remember it
and sometimes forget it. I'm not used to getting married. Wiggleswick has
been married several times. He was giving me a lot of advice this morning."
"Anyhow, it's true?" asked Zora, disregarding Wiggleswick.
"Oh, yes! You see, my ungovernable temper--"
"Your what?"
It was no use. On receiving the announcement she looked just as he had
expected her to look. He tried to stammer out his catalogue of infamies,
but failed. She burst out laughing, and Sypher, who knew all and was
anxiously wondering how to save the situation, laughed too.