The Glory of Clementina Wing — John Locke — John Shaqi
The Glory of Clementina Wing
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With perfect docility she rose, and laid a hand on his knee. Bimbo,
perceiving himself liberated from the boredom of mountebank duty,
twisted himself up and snarled comfortably at fleas in the middle of his
back.
“You mustn’t say ‘God bless my soul,’ my dear.”
“Why not? You said it.”
There are instinctive answers in grown-ups, just as instinctive
questions in children.
“Old people can say things that little girls mustn’t—just as old people
can sit up later than little girls.”
She regarded him with frank seriousness.
“I know. Daddy says ‘damn,’ but I mustn’t. I never say it. Pinkie said
it once, and I put her in a dark, dark hole for twenty million years. It
wasn’t _really_ twenty million years, you know—it was only ten
minutes—but Pinkie thought it was.”
“She must have been very frightened,” said Quixtus, involuntarily—and
the echo of the words after passing his lips sounded strange in his
ears.
“She got quite white,” said Sheila. She picked up the shapeless animal.
“She never recovered. Look!”
“She also lost one side of her whiskers,” said Quixtus, inspecting the
beast held within two inches of his nose.
“Oh no,” she replied, getting in the most entangling way between his
legs. “Pinkie’s a fairy princess, and one day she’ll have a crown and a
pink dress and a gold sword. It’s a wicked fairy that keeps her like a
cat. And it was the wicked fairy in the shape of a big rat, bigger than
twenty million, billion, _hillion_ houses, that bit off her whiskers.
Daddy told me.”
Quixtus could not follow these transcendental flights of faërie. But he
had to make some reply, as she was looking with straight challenge into
his eyes. To his astonishment, he found himself expressing the hope
that, when Pinkie came into her own again, the loss of one set of
whiskers would not impair her beauty. Sheila explained that princesses
didn’t have whiskers, so no harm was done. The bad fairy in the form of
a rat wanted to bite off Pinkie’s nose, in which case her beauty would
have been ruined; but Pinkie was protected by a good fairy, and just
when the bad fairy was going to bite off her nose, the good fairy shook
a pepper pot and the bad fairy sneezed and was only able to bite off the
whiskers.
“That was very fortunate for Pinkie,” said Quixtus.
“Very,” said Sheila. She stood against him on one leg, swinging the
other. Conversation came to a standstill. The man found himself
tongue-tied. All kinds of idiotic remarks came into his head. He
dismissed them as not being suitable to the comprehension of a child of
five. His fingers mechanically twisted themselves in her soft hair.
Presently came the eternal command of childhood.
“Tell me a story.”
“Good gracious!” said he, “I’m afraid I don’t know any.”
“You _must_ know little Red Riding-Hood,” she said, with a touch of
scorn.
“Perhaps I do. I wonder,” said Quixtus. He clutched eagerly at a straw.
“But what’s the use of my telling it to you if you know it already?”