The Glory of Clementina Wing — John Locke — John Shaqi
The Glory of Clementina Wing
John Locke · en
The singing of the lamb, incautiously exploited on the platform, to
Sheila’s ecstasy, caused considerable dislocation of railway business. A
crowd collected to see the gaunt, scholarly Englishman holding the
apocalyptic beast in his arms, all intent on the rapture of the tiny
flower-like thing standing open-mouthed before him. Even porters forgot
to say “_Faites attention_,” and stopped their barrows, to listen to the
magic song and view the unprecedented spectacle. It was only when the
lamb bleated his last note that Quixtus became conscious of his
surroundings.
“Good heavens!” said he.
“Do it again,” said Sheila, in her clear contralto, whereat the
bystanders laughed.
“Not for anything in the world, my dear. Tommy, take the infernal thing.
My dear,” said he, lifting Sheila in his arms, “if I know anything of
Tommy, he will have that tune going for the next seven hours.”
She allowed herself to be carried in seraphic content to the entrance of
the car in which was the compartment reserved for the party. Tommy
carrying the lamb, Clementina and Etta followed.
“That kid’s a wonder,” said Tommy. “She would creep into the heart of a
parsnip.”
Clementina, to whom the remark was addressed, walked three or four steps
in silence. Then she said:
“Tommy, if I hear you say a thing like that again, I’ll box your ears.”
He stared at her in amazement. He had paid a spontaneous and sincere
tribute to the child over whom she had gone crazy. What more could she
want? She moved a step in advance, leaving him free to justify himself
with Etta, who agreed with him in the proposition that Clementina for
the last two days was in a very cranky mood. Very natural, the
proposition of the two innocents. How could they divine that the
moisture in Clementina’s eyes had nothing whatsoever to do with Sheila’s
appreciation of the vocal lamb or her readiness to be carried by
Quixtus? How could they divine that, at the possibility of which the
cruelty and insolence of youth would have caused them both to shriek
with inextinguishable laughter? And how was Tommy, generous-hearted lad
that he was, to know that this one unperceptive speech of his sent him
hurtling out of the land of Romance down to common earth? Henceforward
Tommy, whilst retaining his chamber in Clementina’s heart, was to walk
in and out just as he chose. Not the tiniest pang was he again to cause
her. But what could Tommy know—what can you or I or any other male
thing ever born know of a woman? We walk, good easy men; with confident
and careless tread through the familiar garden, and then suddenly terra
firma miraculously ceases to exist, and head-over-heels we go down a
precipice. How came it that we were unaware of its existence? _Mystère!_
Who could interpret the soul of La Giaconda? Leonardo da Vinci least of
all. It is all very well to give a man a vote; he is a transparent
animal, and you know the way the dunderhead is going to use it; but the