Tommy and Etta had halcyon days of their own, which, but by the free use
of curmudgeonly roughness, would have merged into Clementina’s. Etta had
cajoled an infuriated admiral, raving round the room after a horsewhip,
into a stern parent who consented to receive Tommy, explicitly reserving
to himself the right to throw him out of window should the young man not
take his fancy. Tommy called and was allowed to depart peacefully by the
front door. Then Quixtus; incited thereto by Tommy, called upon the
Admiral with the awful solemnity of a father in a French play, with the
result that Tommy was invited to dinner at the Admiral’s and given as
much excellent old port as he could stand. After which the Admiral
called on Clementina, whom he had not met before. During the throes of
horsewhip hunting he had threatened to visit her there and then and give
her a piece of his mind—which at that moment was more like a hunk of
molten lava than anything else. But the arts and wiles of Etta had
prevailed so that the above scheduled sequence of events had been
observed. Clementina, caught in the middle of a hot afternoon’s
painting, received him, bedaubed and bedraggled, in the studio, whose
chaos happened to be that day more than usually confounded. The Admiral,
accustomed to the point-device females of his world, and making the
spick and span of the quarter-deck a matter of common morality in
material surroundings, went from Romney Place an obfuscated man.
“I can’t make your friend out,” he said to Etta. “I don’t mind telling
you that if I had seen her, I should never have allowed you to visit
her. I found her looking more like a professional rabbit-skinner than a
lady, and when I went to sit down I had to clear away a horrid plate of
half-finished cold pie, by George, from the chair. She contradicted me
flatly in everything I said about you—as if I didn’t know my own
child—and filled me up with advice.”
“And wasn’t it good, dear?”
“No advice is ever good. Like Nebuchadnezzar’s food, it may be wholesome
but it isn’t good. And then she turned round and talked the most
downright common sense about women I’ve ever heard a woman utter. And
then, by Jove, I don’t know how it happened—I never talk shop, you
know——”
“Of course you don’t, dear, never,” said Etta.
“Of course I don’t—but somehow we got on to the subject, and she showed
a more intelligent appreciation of the state of naval affairs than any
man I’ve met for a long time! As for those superficial, theoretical
donkeys at the Club——”
“And what else, darling?” said Etta, who had often heard about the
donkeys, but now was dying to hear about Clementina. “Do tell me what
she talked about. She must have talked about me. Didn’t she?”
“About you! I’ve told you.” He took her chin in his hand—she was
sitting on a footstool, her arms about his knee.
“You can’t have told me everything, dear.”