The Glory of Clementina Wing — John Locke — John Shaqi
The Glory of Clementina Wing
John Locke · en
“Come off it,” sneered Billiter. “At any rate, you can stand a round of
drinks.”
“I’ve chucked drink, too,” said Huckaby. “I’ve sworn off. I’ll never
touch a drop of liquor as long as I live—and I advise you fellows to do
the same.”
They burst out laughing, asked him for tickets for his next temperance
lecture, and then began to abuse him after the manner of their kind.
“This is a decent street,” said Huckaby, “so please don’t make a row.”
“We’re not making any row,” cried Billiter. “We only want our share of
the money.”
“What money? Didn’t I write and tell you the whole thing was off? She
couldn’t stick it, and neither could I. Quixtus hasn’t given her one
penny piece.”
“We’ll see what the lady has to say about that,” growled Billiter.
“You’re going to leave that lady alone henceforth and for ever,” said
Huckaby, with a new ring of authority in his voice.
The others sneered. Since when had Huckaby constituted himself squire of
dames? Billiter, with profane asseveration, would do exactly what he
chose. Wasn’t it his scheme? He deserved his share. Vandermeer gloomily
reminded him that he had cast doubts from the first on Huckaby’s
probity. He had put them in the cart in fine fashion. They refused to
believe in Lena Fontaine’s squeamishness. Huckaby grew impatient.
“Haven’t you each received a letter from Quixtus’s solicitors? Haven’t
you each signed an agreement not to worry him—on forfeiture of your
allowance? Now I swear to God that if either of you molest her, you’ll
be molesting Quixtus. I’ll jolly well see to that. She’ll tell me, and
I’ll tell him—and bang! goes the monthly money.”
Vandermeer’s shrewd wits began to work.
“Molest her and we molest Quixtus? Oho! Is that the little game? She’s
going to marry him, eh?”
“If she does, what the blazes has that got to do with you?” Huckaby
cried, fiercely. “You just let the woman alone. You’ve got a damned
sight more out of Quixtus than you ever expected, and you ought to be
satisfied.”
“We ought to get more,” said Billiter, “considering what we’ve done for
him.”
“You won’t,” said Huckaby, and seeing that they both still regarded
Quixtus as a subject for further exploitation, “Let me tell you
something,” said he, “a few simple facts that alter the situation
completely. Let us take a turn down the street.”