“It was the morose wart-hog inside me that made me decline,” she said
frankly. “But there’s a woman of sense also inside me that can cut the
throat of the wart-hog when it likes. So here I am, a woman of sense.
Now will you let a woman of sense run this dinner-party for you? Oh—I
know what you may be thinking,” she went on hastily without giving him
time to reply. “I’m not going to suggest liver and bacon and a boiled
potato. I know how things should be done, better than you.”
“I’m afraid I’m inexperienced in entertainments of this kind,” said
Quixtus, with a smile. “Spriggs generally attends to such matters.”
“Spriggs and I will put our heads together,” said Clementina. “I want
you to give rather a wonderful dinner-party. What kind of table
decorations have you?”
Spriggs was summoned. He loaded the dining-room table with family plate
and table-centres and solid cut glass. His pride lay in a mid-Victorian
épergne that at every banquet in the house proudly took the place of
honour with a fat load of grapes and oranges and apples. Clementina set
apart a few articles of silver and condemned the rest including the
épergne as horrors.
“You’ll let me have the pleasure, Ephraim,” she said, “of providing all
the flowers and making out a scheme of decoration. Anything I want I’ll
get myself and make you a present of it. I’m by way of being an artist,
you know, so it will be all right.”
“Could any one doubt it?” said Quixtus. “I am very much indebted to you,
Clementina.”
“A woman comes in useful now and then. I’ve never done a hand’s turn for
you and it’s time I began. You’ll want a hostess, won’t you?”
“Dear me,” said Quixtus, somewhat taken aback. “I suppose I shall. I
never thought of it.”
“I’ll be hostess,” said Clementina. “I’m a kind of aunt to Tommy and
Etta for whom you’re giving the party. I’m a kind of connection of
yours—and you and I are kind of father and mother to Sheila. So it will
be quite correct. Let me have your list of guests and don’t you worry
your head about anything.”
Clementina in her sweeping mood was irresistible. Quixtus, mild man,
could do no more than acquiesce gratefully. It was most gracious of
Clementina to undertake these perplexing arrangements. New sides of her
character exhibited themselves every day. There was only one flaw in the
newly revealed Clementina—her unaccountable disparagement of Mrs.
Fontaine. But even this defect she remedied of her own accord.
“I take back what I said about Mrs. Fontaine,” she said abruptly. “I was
in a wart-hoggy humour. She’s a charming woman, with brilliant social
gifts.”
Quixtus beamed, whereat Clementina felt more wart-hoggy than ever; but
she beamed also, with a mansuetude that would have deceived Mrs.
Fontaine herself.