BALTAZAR had asked his friend Burtingshaw, K.C., to suggest some sphere
in which his gifts might be usefully employed by the nation.
Burtingshaw, an unimaginative fellow, a professional exploiter of
formulas, bade him become a special constable and join the National
Volunteers. The man all agog to save his country, scoffed at the advice.
If there was marching to be done and blows to be struck, he had far
better enlist. Just like a Chancery lawyer to try to damp enthusiasm. He
decided to bide his time, to adopt the unusual course of looking before
he leaped. To judge by what he could gather from the press and from
conversation, it had been the crying fault of the Government from the
beginning of the war to use razors to cut butter and wooden blades to
perform delicate operations. There must be waiting in the vast war
machine one particular lever which he of all men was qualified to pull.
To find it would take time. But what was it? Godfrey’s suggestions ran
from vague to gloomy. Possibly he could find a billet in one of the new
ministries springing up like mushrooms every day, or he might de
Y.M.C.A. work, or drive a motor ambulance in France. All of which was as
satisfactory to the perfervid patriot as the idea of joining the Special
Constabulary or the National Volunteer Force. He rebelled at
half-measures.
Meanwhile, his own house had first to be set in order. He began
operations by removing his worldly goods (easily contained in one
suit-case and a large brown-paper package) to a comfortable hotel at
Godalming, so as to be near Godfrey and Marcelle. The quiet, too, of a
private sitting-room in a country inn conduced to the prosecution of
certain studies which Professor Weatherley, admirable guide in the
world-welter, had recommended. He took up his quarters the most
contented and sanguine of men. He had received a letter from Quong Ho,
in faultless, Ciceronian English, conveying the news that he was well
forward on the road to complete recovery, and in a few days would be in
a fit condition to pursue whatever course of action his most venerated
master might choose to prescribe. When he had disposed the books and
pamphlets, contents of the brown-paper package, about his room, he sat
down and wrote to Quong Ho. A room in the Godalming hotel was at Quong
Ho’s disposal as soon as he was fit to travel. It would be an admirable
opportunity for him to meet Godfrey. They were to be brothers, mutually
helpful: Godfrey, a past-master in the science of modern life but a
neophyte in mathematics, seeing that he was struggling with such
childish puzzles as the elements of Rigid Dynamics; Quong Ho, on the
other hand, a neophyte in the science of modern life, but a past-master
in elementary mathematics. It was important, he wrote, that Quong Ho’s
appearance should, as far as possible, be thoroughly European and his
dress impeccable.
“Good Lord!” he cried aloud, throwing down his pen. “I clean forgot. The
poor beggar hasn’t a rag to his back!”