into their mental being, so that, with all their passionate patriotism,
they could not see the main course. Baltazar brought an untroubled and
vigorous intellect to bear on an accurately studied situation.
“We’re all at sixes and sevens,” cried Weatherley one day in despair,
when they were discussing the new weekly review of the Far Eastern
policy which he had asked Baltazar to control. “Unless we’re careful,
the project will drop to pieces. Russell now declines to edit it unless
we give him an autocratic hand. But Russell’s mad on Slovenes and
Ruthenes and Croats. Clever as he is, he has no sense of proportion. I
don’t know what the devil we’re going to do. There’s no one else can
give the time. For the review to be any good, a man must throw his whole
soul into it.”
Baltazar had one of his flashes. “If you like, I’ll edit the damned
thing. You’ve all been fiddling about for a title. I’ve got one. ‘The
New Universe.’ I’ll undertake to make a living thing of it, wipe out all
the dreary, weary old weekly and monthly respectabilities. We won’t have
a second-rater writing for it. We’ll appeal to ‘Longleat’s towers’ and
‘Mendip’s sunless caves.’ We’ll make it the one thing that matters in
this quill-driven country. We’ll have it translated into all known
languages and circulate it over the civilized earth. It’ll be the only
publication that’ll give everybody the truth about everything.”
He went on in his vehement way. When Weatherley asked him where the
money for so gigantic a scheme was to come from, he quoted the Tichborne
claimant.
“Some has money and no brains and some has brains and no money. If those
with no money can’t get money from those with no brains, God help them.”
And it came to pass, a few days afterwards, at a meeting of the
committee of the new review, that Baltazar had his way. As he looked
with even vision on Ruthenes, Slovenes, Belgians, Hereros, Jugo-Slavs,
British miners, Samoans, the staff of the Foreign Office, Indian
princes, Mrs. Annie Besant, the denizens of Arkansas, the Southern
Chinese, the gilded adorners of Newport, the Women’s Emergency League,
the Wilhelmstrasse, Armenians, and the Young Men’s Christian
Association, a fact elicited by lengthy discussion of the multitudinous
phases of world politics, and as he succeeded in convincing all the
several zealots of particular interests, that their impassioned aims
were an integral part of his far-reaching scheme, they came unanimously
to the conclusion that no one but he had the universality to edit The
New Universe, and passed a resolution promising him their loyal
co-operation.
“I’m going to make this darned thing hum,” said Baltazar to Weatherley.