The Foreign Office looked at him rather puzzled. As a matter of fact, it
did not quite know. Having Baltazar’s _dossier_ pretty completely before
it, it had gradually been compelled to the recognition of Baltazar as a
man of supreme importance in Chinese affairs. He must be used somehow,
but on the way to use him it was characteristically vague and
hesitating. It knew a lot about the Ming Dynasty being a connoisseur in
porcelain—but the Ming Dynasty, and all that it connoted, had come to
an end a devil of a long time ago; which was a pity, for it only knew
the little about Modern China which it gleaned from the epigrammatic and
uninspired _précis_ of official reports. To attach Baltazar in any way
to the Embassy was out of the question. The idea would have sent a
shiver down its spine to the very last vertebra of the most ancient
messenger whose father had run on devious errands for Lord Palmerston.
On the other hand, Baltazar was not of the type which could be sent out
on a secret errand. That fact he had made almost brutally obvious. So,
after looking at him for a puzzled second or two, it smiled invitingly.
Really, it waited for him to make a proposition.
This he did.
“Offer me a square and above-board mission as the duly accredited agent
of the British Government—to perform whatever duties you prescribe for
me, and I’ll consider it. At any rate, I’ll regard the offer as an
honour. But to go back to my friends as Chi Wu Ting——”
“Ah!” interrupted the Foreign Office, turning over a page or two of
type-script. “That’s interesting. We wanted to ask you. How did you get
that name in China? You started there, after your abandonment of your
brilliant Cambridge career—you see we know all about you, Mr.
Baltazar—as James Burden.”
“Phonetic,” said Baltazar, impatiently. “It’s as impossible for an
ordinary Chinaman to say James Burden, as for you to pronounce a word
with the Zulu click in it. It’s the nearest they could get. It’s good
Chinese. So I adopted it. I’m known by it all through Southern China.
Let me get on with what I was saying. To go back to my friends as Chi Wu
Ting and pretend I was acting in their interests, while all the time I
was acting in the interests of the British Government—well, I’m damned
if I would entertain the idea for a second.”
The Foreign Office winced at the oath, although it damned lustily in
private.
“But if Chi Wu Ting goes back, as you say, accredited——?”
“That’s a different matter altogether.”
“There’s still the question of—of remuneration,” said the Foreign
Office.
“I’m by way of being a rich man,” said Baltazar. “I didn’t spend the
eighteen golden years of my life in the interior of China for my
health.”
The Foreign Office beamed. “That simplifies things enormously.”
“It generally does,” replied Baltazar.