The Joyous Adventures of Aristide Pujol — John Locke — John Shaqi
The Joyous Adventures of Aristide Pujol
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"I will meet his two friends," exclaimed Aristide magnificently--"and I
will kill him. _Voilà!_"
"Oh, a duel? No! How awful!" cried the mild lady horror-stricken.
He thrust his cane dramatically through a sheet of a newspaper, which he
had caught up from a table. "I will run him through the body like
that"--Aristide had never handled a foil in his life--"and when he is
dead, your beautiful daughter will thank me for having saved her from
such an execrable fellow."
"But you mustn't fight. It would be too dreadful. Is there no other
way?"
"You must consult first with your daughter," said Aristide.
He dined in the hotel with Eugene Miller. Neither the Erringtons nor the
Comte de Lussigny were anywhere to be seen. After dinner, however, he
found the elder lady waiting for him in the hall. They walked out into
the quiet of the garden. She had been too upset to dine, she explained,
having had a terrible scene with Betty. Nothing but absolute proofs of
her lover's iniquity would satisfy her. The world was full of slanderous
tongues; the noblest and purest did not escape. For herself, she had
never been comfortable with the Comte de Lussigny. She had noticed too
that he had always avoided the best French people in hotels. She would
give anything to save her daughter. She wept.
"And the unhappy girl has written him compromising letters," she
lamented.
"They must be got back."
"But how? Oh, Monsieur Pujol, do you think he would take money for
them?"
"A scoundrel like that would take money for his dead mother's shroud,"
said Aristide.
"A thousand pounds?"
She looked very haggard and helpless beneath the blue arc-lights.
Aristide's heart went out to her. He knew her type--the sweet
gentlewoman of rural England who comes abroad to give her pretty
daughter a sight of life, ingenuously confident that foreign
watering-places are as innocent as her own sequestered village.
"That is much money, _chère madame_," said Aristide.
"I am fairly well off," said Mrs. Errington.
Aristide reflected. At the offer of a smaller sum the Count would
possibly bluff. But to a Knight of Industry, as he knew the Count to be,
a certain thousand pounds would be a great temptation. And after all to
a wealthy Englishwoman what was a thousand pounds?
"Madame," said he, "if you offer him a thousand pounds for the letters,
and a written confession that he is not the Comte de Lussigny, but a
common adventurer, I stake my reputation that he will accept."
They walked along for a few moments in silence; the opera had begun at
the adjoining Villa des Fleurs and the strains floated through the still
August air. After a while she halted and laid her hand on his sleeve.
"Monsieur Pujol, I have never been faced with such a thing, before. Will
you undertake for me this delicate and difficult business?"