The Life of Benjamin Franklin: With Many Choice Anecdotes and admirable sayings of this great man never before published by any of his biographers
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Here the governor caught Ben in his arms as a delighted father would
his son, calling out at the same time to the captain, "How greatly am
I obliged to you, sir, for bringing me to an acquaintance with this
charming boy? O! what a delightful thing it would be for us old
fellows to converse with sprightful youth if they were but all like
him!--But the d----l of it is, most parents are as blind as bats to
the true glory and happiness of their children. Most parents never
look higher for their sons than to see them delving like muckworms for
money; or hopping about like jay-birds, in fine feathers. Hence their
conversation is generally no better than froth and nonsense."
After several other handsome compliments on Ben, and the captain
expressing a wish to be going, the governor shook hands with Ben,
begging at the same time that he would for ever consider him as one of
his fastest friends, and also never came to New-York without coming to
see him.
CHAPTER XX.
On returning to the tavern, he hastened into his chamber, where he
found his drunken comrade, poor Collins, in a fine perspiration, and
considerably sobered, owing to the refrigerating effects of a pint of
strong sage tea, with a tea-spoonful of saltpetre, which Ben, before
he set out to the governor's, had pressed on him as a remedy he had
somewhere read, much in vogue among the London topers, to _cool off_
after a rum fever. Collins appeared still to have enough of brandy in
him for a frolic; but when Ben came to tell him of the amiable
governor Burnet, in whose company, at his own palace, he had spent a
most delightful evening; and also to remind him of the golden
opportunity he had lost, of forming an acquaintance with that noble
gentleman, poor Collins wept bitterly.
Ben was exceedingly affected to see him in tears, and endeavoured to
comfort him. But he refused comfort. He said, "if this had been the
_first time_, he should not himself think much of it; but he candidly
confessed, that for a long time he had been guilty of it, though till
of late he had always kept it to himself, drinking in his chamber. But
now he felt at times," he said, "an awful apprehension that he was a
_lost man_. His cravings for liquor were so strong on the one hand,
and on the other his powers of resistance so feeble, that it put him
fearfully in mind of the dismal state of a poor wretch, within the
fatal attraction of a whirlpool, whose resistless suction, in spite of
all his feeble efforts, was hurrying him down to sure and speedy
destruction."