The Life of Benjamin Franklin: With Many Choice Anecdotes and admirable sayings of this great man never before published by any of his biographers
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"Yes, an ungrateful fellow," replied Collins. "You dare not deny, sir,
that it was I who first took you out of the tallow pots and grease of
your old father's candle shop in Boston, and made a man of you. And
now after all, when I only ask you to lend me a couple of shabby
dollars to treat a friend, you can refuse me! Well, keep your dollars
to yourself and be d----d for an ungrateful fellow as you are!" then
wheeling on his heel he went off, blustering and swollen with passion,
as though he had been most outrageously ill-treated. Soon as Ben had
recovered himself a little from the stupefaction into which this
tornado of Collins had thrown him, he clapped his hands, and rolling
up his eyes like one devoutly given, exclaimed, "O Ulysses, well
called wise! You, though a heathen, could lash your sailors to the
mast to keep them from going ashore to be made hogs of at the _grog
shops of Circe_, while I, the son of an old presbyterian christian,
the son of his old age, and heir elect of all his wisdom, have been
here now for weeks together, lending money to brutalize my own friend!
Would to heaven, I had been but half as wise as you, I should not have
been so shamefully fleeced, and now so grossly insulted by this young
swine, Collins. But what brain of man could have suspected this of
him? After taking him out of the stye of a jug tavern in New-York,
where he was up to the back in dirt and debt--after paying all his
expenses to Philadelphia, and here supporting him cheerfully, out of
my hard and scanty earnings;--after submitting, for cheapness sake, to
sleep in the same bed with him every night, scorched with his
rum-fevered flesh, drenched in his nocturnal sweats, and poisoned with
his filthy breath; and still worse, after lending him nearly the whole
of Vernon's money, and thereby brought my own silly nose to the
grindstone, perhaps for many a doleful year, I should now at last be
requited with all this abuse: d--n--d for an _ungrateful fellow_!!
Well, I don't know where all this is to end; but I will still hope for
the best. I hope it will teach me this important lesson, never to have
any thing to do with a _sot_ again, as long as I live. But stop,
though I refused him money to get drunk with, I still feel a
friendship for this wretched young man, this Collins; and will still
work to support him, while he stays with me. It is likely that now,
that he can get no more money from me, he will take his departure; and
then, if my senses remain, I think I will for ever hereafter shun, as
I would a beast, the young man who drinks _drams and grog_."