The Life of Benjamin Franklin: With Many Choice Anecdotes and admirable sayings of this great man never before published by any of his biographers
John Locke · en
Passing by one of the presses at which a small man, meagre and
hollow-eyed, was labouring with unequal force, as appeared by his
paleness and big-dropping sweat, Ben touched with pity, offered to give
him "_a spell_." As the pressman and compositor, like the parson and
the clerk, or the coffin-maker and the grave-digger are of entirely
distinct trades in London, the little pressman was surprised that Ben,
who was a compositor, should talk of giving him "_a spell_." However,
Ben insisting, the little pressman gave way, when Ben seized the press,
and possessing both a skill and spirit extraordinary, he handled it in
such a workman-like style, that the men all declared they should have
concluded he had done nothing but _press-work_ all his life. Palmer
also, coming by at the time, mingled his applauses with the rest,
saying that he had never seen a fairer impression; and, on Ben's
requesting it, for _exercise_ and _health sake_, he permitted him to
work some hours every day at press.
On his entrance into Palmer's printing-office, Ben paid the customary
_garnish_ or treat-money, for the journeymen to drink. This was on the
first floor, among the pressmen. Presently Palmer wanted him up stairs,
among the compositors. There also the journeymen called on him for
_garnish_. Ben refused, looking upon it as altogether an unfair demand,
and so Palmer himself, to whom it was referred, decided; insisting that
Ben should _not pay_ it. But neither justice nor patronage could bear
Ben out against the spite of the journeymen. For the moment his back
was turned they would play him an endless variety of mischievous
tricks, such as mixing his letters, transposing his pages, breaking
down his matter, &c. &c. It was in vain he remonstrated against such
injustice. They all with one accord excused themselves, laying all the
blame on RALPH, for so they called a certain evil spirit who, they
pretended, haunted the office and always tormented such as were not
_regularly admitted_. Upon this Ben paid his garnish--_being fully
convinced of the folly of not keeping up a good understanding with
those among whom we are destined to live_.
Ben had been at Palmer's office but a short time before he discovered
that all his workmen, to the number of fifty, were terrible drinkers of
porter, insomuch that they kept a stout boy all day long on the trot to
serve them alone. Every man among them must have, viz.
1 A pint of porter before breakfast,--cost _d._1-1/2
1 A pint, with his bread and cheese, for breakfast, 1-1/2
1 A pint betwixt his breakfast and dinner, 1-1/2
1 A pint at his dinner, 1-1/2
1 A pint betwixt his dinner and night, 1-1/2
1 A pint after his day's work was done, 1-1/2
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6 Total, three quarts!--equal to _nine pence
sterling per day_! 9