"Why the dickens do you spring things like that on people while they're
shaving?" I cried.
"Very sorry, sir," said he, solicitous with sponge and towel.
"All the same, Marigold," said I, "you've solved a puzzle that has kept
me awake since early dawn. We'll go out as soon as I'm dressed and
we'll send her every rose in the garden."
I have an acre or so of garden behind the house of which I have not yet
spoken, save incidentally--for it was there that just a year ago poor
Althea Fenimore ate her giant strawberries on the last afternoon of her
young life; and a cross-grained old misanthropist, called Timbs,
attends to it and lavishes on the flowers the love which, owing, I
suspect, to blighted early affection, he denies to mankind. I am very
fond of my garden and am especially interested in my roses. Do you know
an exquisitely pink rose--the only true pink--named Mrs. George
Norwood? ... I bring myself up with a jerk. I am not writing a book on
roses. When the war is over perhaps I shall devote my old age to
telling you what I feel and know and think about them....
I had a battle with Timbs. Timbs was about sixty. He had shaggy, bushy
eyebrows over hard little eyes, a shaggy grey beard, and a long,
clean-shaven, obstinate upper lip. Stick him in an ill-fitting frock
coat and an antiquated silk hat, and he would be the stage model of a
Scottish Elder. As a matter of fact he was Hampshire born and a devout
Roman Catholic. But he was as crabbed an old wretch as you can please.
He flatly refused to execute my order. I dismissed him on the spot. He
countered with the statement that he was an old man who had served me
faithfully for many years. I bade him go on serving me faithfully and
not be a damned fool. The roses were to be cut. If he didn't cut them,
Marigold would.
"He's been a-cutting them already," he growled. "Before I came."
Timbs loathed Marigold--why, I could never discover--and Marigold had
the lowest opinion of Timbs. It was an offence for Marigold to
desecrate the garden by his mere footsteps; to touch a plant or a
flower constituted a damnable outrage. On the other side, Timbs could
not approach my person for the purpose of rendering me any necessary
physical assistance, without incurring Marigold's violent resentment.
"He'll go on cutting them," said I, "unless you start in at once."
He began. I sent off Marigold in search of a wheelbarrow. Then, having
Timbs to myself, I summoned him to my side.
"Do you hold with a man sacrificing his life for his country?"
He looked at me for a moment or two, in his dour, crabbed way.
"I've got a couple of sons in France, trying their best to do it," he
replied.
That was the first I had ever heard of it. I had always regarded him as
a gnarled old bachelor without human ties. Where he had kept the sons
and the necessary mother I had not the remotest notion.
"You're proud of them?"
"I am."