with the spoils of Samarcand. From all this when alone he garnered the
harvest of a quiet eye. When Martin was with him, he shared with his
pupil the golden grain of the panorama.
“How,” said he, “is my speculator in happiness getting on?”
“The stock is booming,” replied Martin with a laugh.
“What an education,” said Fortinbras, “is the society of American men of
substance!”
“It pleases you to be ironical,” said Martin, “but you speak literal
truth. An American doesn’t set a man down as a damned fool because he is
ignorant of his own particular line of business. Dangerfield, for
instance, who keeps a working balance of his soul locked up in a safe in
Wall Street, has explained to me the New York Stock Exchange with the
most courteous simplicity.”
“And in return,” said Fortinbras, waving away a seller of
rhinoceros-horn amber, with the gesture of a monarch dismissing his
chamberlain, “you have given him an exhaustive criticism, not untempered
with jaundice, of lower middle-class education in England.”
“Now, how the deuce,” said Martin, recklessly throwing his half-finished
cigarette over the balustrade—“How the deuce did you know that?”
“_C’est mon secret_,” replied Fortinbras. “It is also the secret of a
dry and successful man like Mr. Dangerfield, with whom I am sorry to
have had no more than ten minutes’ conversation. In those ten minutes I
discovered in him a lamentable ignorance of the works of Chaucer,
Cervantes and Tourguenieff, but for my benefit he sized up in a few
clattering epigrams the essence of the Anglo-Saxon, Spanish and
Sclavonic races, and, for his own, was extracting from me all I know
about Tolstoi, when Lucilla called me away to expound to his wife the
French family system. From which you will observe that the American
believes in a free exchange of knowledge as a system of education. To
revert to my original question, however, you imagine that your present
path is strewn with roses?”
“I do,” said Martin.
“That’s all I desire to know, my dear fellow,” said Fortinbras
benevolently.
“And what about yourself?” asked Martin. “What about your pursuit of
happiness?”
“I am studying Arabic,” replied Fortinbras, “and discussing philosophy
with one Abu Mohammed, a very learned Doctor of Theology, with a very
long white beard, from whose sedative companionship I derive much
spiritual anodyne.”
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