A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
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He laughed. “Go the limit, if the opportunity presents itself.... When
you see her, you’ll agree that no good soldier would be reluctant....
She’s a beauty, and if she decides to cultivate your friendship, you can
depend upon having a beautiful time.... But don’t get it into your head
that you have made a conquest, because ten chances to one she’ll just be
playing you for some ulterior purpose. Just keep your head and let your
ears pick up as much as they can.... If things go as I hope they will,
she’ll try to make you feel perfectly at home in her apartment ...
probably let you sleep there now and then ... she seems to think it’s an
honor to get fellows drunk and have them put to bed in her home: which
is, of course, suspicious, because when a man’s drunk he’s liable to say
anything and after he’s asleep he can’t know who goes through his
clothes or reads his pocket notebooks.... Oh, it’s all jolly and cheery
and appears natural enough, but it’s up to you to see if it is so
natural as it seems.... It’s a wonderful opportunity: she can’t have any
knowledge of you, since you’ve never been connected with the
Intelligence, and you’re just young enough and clean looking enough to
appeal to her—at least, that’s the way I dope it out. We’ll see how
close I come to the truth.... And here we are.”
The house was a dark stone edifice, in appearance somewhat like an
American apartment house except that this looked too old to be like any
American dwelling house. I guessed at once that it had been a studio
building before the war: this side of the Seine is full of old houses
like that, used by art students because of the low rents and other
advantages. American visitors in Paris used to use such places, too,
because of their inexpensiveness and privacy.
Madame Gedouin’s apartment, though, surprised me, for it was spacious
and well decorated—not at all what one would expect from seeing the
outside of the building. Very obviously the Madame didn’t live here just
to save money, for the furnishings and decorations and bric-a-brac were
all obviously expensive. The whole atmosphere of the place spoke of
plenty of money and hospitality.
There were a dozen or more people there when we arrived and I noted at
once that the men were all officers above the rank of Captain. And the
women did not include a single one without beauty or charm in one way or
another.
Madame Gedouin came forward to welcome us and I would have said that she
was genuinely happy to see my companion. Taking his hand, she exclaimed,
in a vibrant, thrilling voice, “I’m so happy that you could come,
Captain Winstead! You are such a busy man that I feel highly honored
whenever you spare a few moments to us care-free creatures.”