A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
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So we had cognac citron and the Captain began to talk, in a low voice
and with quick apprehensive glances here and there at our neighbors.
“We’ve got to hurry matters a little,” he informed me. “To-morrow I will
not go with you to the Madame’s. I will telephone her and beg off, but
I’ll ask her if she would mind entertaining you while I am engaged
elsewhere. She knows you are close to General Backett and she knows
enough about him to know that he’s the kind of hard-working devil that
would keep track of everything that’s going on—so I haven’t any doubt
about her willingness to entertain you.”
“But she doesn’t seem to be very crazy about me,” I objected. “She likes
you.”
“Oh—don’t let her mislead you. She’s nice to me because it’s part of
her job—if she’s what I think she is. And as far as you’re concerned,
just take it easy and let her entertain you. Just wait for the breaks.
Play with her if she wants to play, stay with her if she wants you to
stay, sleep with her, do anything at all that will give you an
opportunity of seeing or hearing something.”
He offered me a cigarette and I accepted as I nodded understanding. This
job didn’t appeal to me at all, but I couldn’t very well get out of it
now. I mean, I hadn’t any excuse that I could give.
I accepted a light and he continued, “If you can, try to get an idea of
where her money comes from. She has a bank account down town, but her
deposits are very erratic and the checks she gets from the States very
seldom tally with the amounts deposited. We have traced the checks to a
harmless-looking lawyer in New York, but we haven’t questioned him
because we don’t want to give away our hand. We figure that she gets
funds from someone here in Paris also, and if we can discover who that
party is, we’ll be on the track of real evidence.”
“Don’t you suppose some of these officers tickle the kitty?” I asked,
adopting the slang phrase for contributing.
He laughed at that and gave me his reasons for believing that she was
not that wanton. “She’s too high brow, too much the social woman, to let
herself be under obligations to any man. It would cramp her style and
sooner or later ruin her. Anyway, if she were selling it, she’d
concentrate on one at a time for better results: but you see she is on
good terms with dozens of men all at once.... No, that’s not the
explanation. There’s some other source of income. And that source of
income is doubtless the outlet for her information, so if you get any
hint of a connection of any kind, we’ll play our hunch and follow it to
the end. Beginning to-morrow, it’s up to you. You can tell her how busy
I am and so forth, just to keep the story straight. And I’ll get in
touch with you around noontime each day.”