A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
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Ben was talking in his sleep. He was courting that captain again. I
wished he were going into the lioness’ den instead of me.
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Well, I went shopping in the afternoon with Madame Ada Gedouin, and I
must say that that woman knew how to spend money. She didn’t curb her
tastes and fancies at all, and unless she got darned big checks from New
York, the Captain was right.... She was a gay companion, though. Men
turned around to look at her and I’ll bet more than one of them envied
me. And me nothing but a poor enlisted man! Why, it was almost a crime
for a gink like me to promenade down the boulevards with a woman that
was as pretty and richly dressed as the Madame! I wanted to run every
time we passed an M.P.
Apparently business went on here in spite of the war. It was only at
night that you could see the difference, for then there were no lights
and the houses were all boarded up and shuttered to prevent any light
from escaping. In the daytime the shops were open and doing a lively
business, too, with all those Americans there ready and willing to buy
this and that to send home to the “little woman.”
This afternoon, after we finished our tour of the stores, I felt it my
duty to take my companion somewhere to eat and when I suggested it, she
admitted that she was about famished. “You’re a dear sweet boy,” she
told me. “And I’ll let you take me to Cuvier’s.”
Not knowing where this guy Cuvier tended bar, I had to ask for
directions, which she gave, with that silvery little laugh, much as if I
were some child whose innocence and ignorance were in inverse proportion
to its age.
Well, Cuvier’s proved to be something more or less special, but the
major-domo, or whatever he was, very quickly found a secluded table for
us and I extended myself in trying to please milady’s palate. And
everything I’d do or say, she’d come out with that “dear sweet boy”
stuff and I felt like two cents. Enough of anything like that is too
much to begin with.
Before the repast was finished we had consumed several shallow glasses
of very stimulating wine, and the Madame had reached the point where she
punctuated her flatteries by caresses and chummy little pats and finger
kisses. If I hadn’t had the wine, I’d have felt uncomfortable.
Anyway, as we were coming out of the place, I spied a familiar figure
about ten yards away and promptly had shivers of apprehension—for the
sight of Jay-Jay didn’t make me feel very calm, even after the other
night.