A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
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“Is your battling friend staying?” she inquired with a very wise smile.
“Oh—he’ll be all right,” I told her. “And I’ll be right back anyway.”
She laughed and I hurried past the major and his mademoiselle and went
out for the air.
I thought I walked around for at least a half hour, but when I came back
to the house I realized that I hadn’t been gone more than fifteen or
twenty minutes. I made as little noise as possible ascending the stairs
and when I stopped in front of her door, unmistakable sounds of a
struggle and argument came to my ears. It sounded desperate and I was on
the point of knocking, when I heard the Madame suddenly laugh. Then she
said, “All right, you wild man—but let’s have a little champagne first
to help matters along.”
Well, if that’s the way she felt about it, it was none of my business,
so I removed myself to the air again. I don’t know why, but I actually
felt disappointed. I never really believed the Madame would give in like
that to just any man who fought hard enough to overpower her. I was
disgusted with her, I guess.
Fifteen minutes later I returned again—and all was so very quiet that I
concluded my presence would be rather superfluous. So out to the air
again.
When I returned the next time, about twenty minutes later, I walked
boldly up to the door and knocked. The Madame herself let me in. She
smiled queerly at me, and I could not meet her eyes. I glanced around
the room and spotted Ben stretched out on the divan, apparently sleeping
the sleep of the righteous.... I couldn’t figure it out.
When she noted my bewilderment, she laughed lightly and said, “Your
friend, the giant, is like all giants, little one: he met his Jack.”
“Meaning?”
“He can’t stand his liquor.”
That seemed funny, but I didn’t say anything and when she said, “Come in
the other room and we’ll have some wine,” I followed her dumbly and
drank the wine she offered me.
Aside from the fact that her hair was somewhat mussed and her neck
showed several red streaks and unnatural marks, she didn’t look as if
she had undergone any titanic struggle—or anything else titanic. I was
beginning to wonder just what the devil had happened. I mean, I couldn’t
quite figure out what Ben had taken while I was taking the air.
But the Madame interrupted my wonderings to suggest that I take my
friend out for a little walk and come back later. “He’s in a stupor now
and I don’t feel comfortable with a man like that around. He’ll be all
right in a little while.”