A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
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Leon walked past Ben’s glaring eyes without a blink of recognition, but
I came along a moment later and promptly began explaining the mystery to
him. “You see, Ben,” I told him, “I’ve got to trust you to keep this to
yourself—I know you will, because it means a devil of a lot to me....
The truth is that the fellow you just saw is my twin brother. His name
is Leonard, but we always called each other either Leon or Leonard—you
know, just a kid trick we never got over.... I didn’t say anything about
him before because I didn’t know he was in France. You see, he got into
a scrape back home and disappeared; now he’s serving under a different
name. That’s why we can’t be together much, because we look so much
alike that anyone would notice the difference in names and be
suspicious.... You see how it is, Ben. I suspected, when you told me
about that fight, that it was my brother, but I could not quite bring
myself to tell you the secret then. However, now it’s all right and I
know you’ll keep it to yourself, won’t you?”
He was grinning good-naturedly. “Aw, hell, yes!” he replied. “I knew
there was somethin’ cockeyed goin’ on, but I wouldn’t ’a’ said nothing
about it, anyway.”... So that was that.
We wandered around then and finally had dinner and wine in a little
place that stayed open on Sunday, but you had to enter by the back door.
I paid for the grub and the wine. Indeed I bought plenty of wine and let
Ben drink his fill, for I was anxious to get rid of him before eight
o’clock. I suppose I could have asked him to chase along alone, but I
didn’t, and the result was that he came back to Le Chien Rouge with me,
although he was feeling so sleepy that I doubt if he knew exactly where
he was at first.
Leon didn’t appear on the dot, so we had to hang around the corner for
some few minutes. Ben sat down on the doorstep and Esky went prowling
around looking for something to interest him—or maybe he recognized the
place because of the bar rag that was thrown at him when we were there
last.... Just as Leon appeared, Ben grabbed my leg and said, “Leony,
that bald-headed pirate in there is givin’ Esky a chunk o’ meat.” I
looked down, and there was Ben, leaning against the side of the doorway,
peering into the darkened barroom through a crack beneath the shutters.
“I guess he knows it’s all right now,” I said, thinking at once that
Lisa had explained to her husband and that now he was trying to make up
with the pup. “You wait here for me, Ben,” I told him, as I went around
the corner with Leon.
Lisa welcomed us happily and exclaimed, “I have just tell him and he do
not beleeve it!” Then she turned and called, “Pierre! Venez ici!”
The old man came, saw, and was convinced. “Which is ze jeune fille?” he
asked, grinning cheerfully.