A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
John Stuart Mill · en
Once, some days later, while helping to unload a hospital train, Ben was
carrying the forward end of a stretcher and in stepping down from the
train onto the platform he gave the burden a twist in an effort to avoid
slipping. He turned around and smiled at the poor chap whose
never-to-be-worn shoes hung over the bar of the stretcher, but the smile
didn’t get a smile in return. Instead, the man launched into a stream of
vile invectives that made my listening ears burn with shame.
“Don’t be grinnin’ at me, ya big slop-eared bastard!” he cried out. “I
don’t want any o’ your God damn smiles!... An’ handle that careful, ya
leather headed cow! Whatta ya tryin’ to do, ya thickhead!... Tryin’ ta
dump me outa here?... Just try an’ shake me up! Any lip from anyone o’
ya an’ I’ll get up an’ knock the brains outa yer head!”
Ben tried at first to smile away the legless man’s curses, but I could
see that he was having a hard job of it. I don’t think Ben ever took
that kind of talk from any man in his life, so I expected him to drop
his end at any minute or at least turn around and blast hell out of the
fellow in terms as good as he gave. But Ben plodded on, while the man
continued his profane yelling.
“What the hell ya doin’ in France anyway? You dirty slackers with yer
yella bellies.... Why don’t ya go up an’ fight instead o’ layin around
here, three hundred miles from the front!... Why? Cause yer a bunch o’
God damn cowards!... Don’t laugh at me, ya big pill-roller!... Put me
down!... Put me down, ya God damn slacker....”
But Ben went on while I followed in more or less fear lest the
shell-shock case suddenly heave himself out of the stretcher. We reached
the ambulance in safety, however, and after the canvassed poles and
their burden had been deposited in the racks, Ben bawls out, “There
ya’re, big boy! Sorry I can’t stay an’ talk to ya.” I closed the doors
and the car bounced away over the cobblestones.
“Gee, couldn’t that guy cuss!” exclaimed my comrade as we walked back
for the next cripple. “I never was talked to like that since I was a kid
an’ dropped a hammer on the old man’s head.... If that guy’d had two
feet, I’d a socked him galleywest right there!”
Some of the men standing around were smiling, as if the incident had
been a good joke on the big fellow. What utter damn fools some people
are! I gripped Ben’s arm and told him “I’m glad you controlled yourself,
Ben.... It would have made a fine fool out of you if you had told him
where to get off.”
He just laughed. “What the hell could a guy do with a bird like that?...
The poor bastard’s had enough trouble to make any man cuss.”
“Yes—he’s entitled to be called a hero, I suppose.”
“Well, he sure sounded like the genuine article alright,” he agreed.