A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
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I didn’t know what to do. It occurred to me to laugh and tell him that
we were playing a joke on one of the Captain’s friends, but I didn’t
have time to carry this inspiration into action, for the Captain spoke
up, almost without any hesitation at all. “Glad to see you, Ben.... Also
glad to have you meet Leony’s twin sister.... You’ve heard me speak of
her, haven’t you?” He turned to me and said, “Miss Canwick, this is your
brother’s best friend and dearest enemy, Sergeant Garlotz.”
“How do you do, Sergeant Garlotz,” I said, smiling brightly. “I’m
awfully glad to meet you ... I’ve heard of you through Leon.”
“Glad to meet you, Miss Canwick,” he mumbled awkwardly, continuing to
stare at me. “You’re the livin’ image of your brother ... only nicer
lookin’, o’ course!” He managed to smile as he gave this final
observation.
“Don’t be flattering my fiancée,” interrupted the Captain. “Were you
looking for Leon, Ben?”
“Yeh—I thought he’d be here with you, Captain.”
“He’s supposed to be, sometime this evening,” my companion informed him.
“He hasn’t seen his sister yet.... I saw him, perhaps half an hour ago,
and he said he had an errand to do.... Let’s see, where was he going?”
“Maybe I could find him,” Ben observed, willing to say anything that
would necessitate his staying a few minutes longer.
“I’ll tell you what you do, Ben,” said the Captain. “He was going over
to see M’sieur ... what the devil was that name?... Oh, yes: M’sieur
Taureau. You can get him on the phone at Les Abattoirs de la Rive
Gauche, on the ... let’s see ... on the Rue des Morillons.”
“Huh?” Ben grinned his ignorance. “If you’ll just write that down,
Captain, I’ll try an’ get him.... He’s an awful guy to keep track of,
ain’t he?”
We smiled our agreement while the Captain wrote down the address on a
slip of paper. “There you are, Ben.... And if you find that rascal, tell
him to get over here as soon as possible.”
“Yes, sir,” says Ben, moving away, but turning to tell me that “I’m glad
to’ve met ya, Miss Canwick.”
“The pleasure is mutual, Sergeant Garlotz,” I said, as he disappeared
into the stairway.
We waited a few minutes then. Time for a few kisses and caresses. Then
we set off once more, found a taxi, rode for an hour or more and arrived
in Corbeil just in time to transact our little business. It was no
trouble at all. A few questions. Captain Winstead showed papers to
identify himself. We signed some book, and the trick was done. Another
ride and we were back at the Captain’s and I was getting out of that
outfit and into my O.D.’s. While I dressed I ran over in my mind the
various scenes of this little play and when I came into the other room
to rejoin Clark, the first thing I said was, “You’ve got me into a fine
mess with your jokes? What if Ben tried to phone that address you gave
him? He’ll be tearing mad and will suspect right away that I am not what
you said I was. Then what will I say?”