A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
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We forgot all about Leon. I thought he had gone out, but a few minutes
later—about the end of kiss No. 11—the bell rings again and in pops
Vyvy with a book under her arm.
“Look at it! Look what I’ve got!” she exclaimed. “It’s the very first
copy, too!”
Well, Clark had never met Vyvy, but before we made any introductions, we
both looked over her shoulder to see what kind of a wild animal she had
captured. On the back of the book were the following illuminating lines:
KOCKEYED RHYMES
OF A KHAKI KID
By
Leon Canwick
My dear sweet love of a brother was a real genuine honest-to-God poet
after all! Vive la muck of war!
What Clark and I did the rest of the evening defies description in mere
cold words. Any remarks on my part would be superfluous.... Really
truly, if any girl ever loved a man more than I did him, she belonged in
a nut conservatoire!
A week later Clark received his new assignment sending him back to
Europe within a month.... Naturally we were very rushed: one just can’t
pick up one’s hankies and have a wedding!
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There must be disappointments even in paradise. I mean, everything can’t
be just sunshine and roses.... All of which is apropos of a letter I
received from the Bureau of War-Risk Insurance, informing me that
Sergeant Benjamin Garlotz had changed the beneficiary of his compulsory
insurance policy on October 20, 1918, and that I was the beneficiary.
General Backett was the secondary beneficiary. I didn’t know how to feel
about it. The letter came to Leon, of course, and when he passed it over
to me, I just had to cry; good old Ben ... must have changed his policy
just after that dreadful experience at St. Nazaire and his unexpected
promotion. And I thought at the time that he didn’t appreciate the
promotion!... The money would go back to France where Ben’s body was. We
would give it decent burial ... put a stone above it that would catch
the eye of whosoever should pass ... and all who saw it would read there
of a hard-boiled guy who had no one at home to mourn his heroic
death.... As General Backett said, in telling me about the medal for
Ben: “There weren’t enough medals to go round—but he needs no medal to
make me proud of him!”
The most wonderful things never happen. It would have been so good to
have Ben be our best man after all....
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