A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
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Of course it really wasn’t the top-kicker’s fault. He didn’t like to
drill any more than we, but orders is orders. Even Esky didn’t care for
this kind of exercise. He came out with us the first couple of mornings,
but very quickly decided that this was not his kind of play. Now he
didn’t pay any attention to “fall in” but as soon as he heard “fall out”
he was right in the middle of things, begging the fellows to play with
him. He got enough exercise. He was the mascot of this Headquarters
Company.
I wrote home twice during the fortnight. Nothing much to tell them
except the events of our last four weeks, and to send my new address
with A.P.O. number.
At last we received our first mail from the States and I didn’t know
just what to make of it. There was a gushing letter from
Vyvy—apparently Leon carried out my instructions and told her that he
was coming over at once. But the letter from Aunt Elinor was not so
reassuring, particularly the following parts:
“Leonard Lane is at Booneville.... Has a broken arm to show for
his wild ride in that snowstorm.... Was lucky to be rescued less
than an hour after the accident, but it was in the country and
he did not reach me by phone until midnight.... He has not been
home since that time.... Left the hospital and went direct to
Booneville. But he will not stay here long. As soon as his arm
is safely mended he will do something.... Poor boy ... just a
bunch of nerves.... And I am very near a breakdown. If anything
happens to you I shall never forgive myself.... Why did you have
to be so foolish!
“Vyvy has called several times. She expects to hear from you as
soon as you land. She also informs me that your Jay-Jay has been
transferred and expects to go to France very soon. I intend to
get in touch with him and ask him to look you up.”
Well, the last man in the world I wanted to meet was Jay-Jay. I’m quite
sure that I couldn’t be with him very much before he would become
suspicious. In fact I thought he suspected something already, because in
the other letter which I received from Aunt Elinor, there was this
disquieting information:
“Jay-Jay called, expecting to find you here. I was really sorry
to tell him that you had suddenly decided to go out West as a
camp entertainer. I don’t think he believed it: he seemed very
surprised and said he couldn’t understand that at all. ‘Why
didn’t she let me get her a place?’ he asked, but of course I
told him that there was no telling what you might do. He asked
about Leon and I gave him your address and asked him to see you
and let me know how you are getting along. I’m so worried about
you—but then you probably are better able to take care of
yourself than your brother. I hope so.