A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
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“Because,” says Ben, “if that wasn’t you, it was the guy that got me in
that jam up in Le Mans, and I just wanted to speak to him a minute—just
long enough to crown him a coupla times.”
I couldn’t see what good that would do him but he seemed to think it
would do a lot of good. He said he noticed there weren’t any chevrons on
the fellow’s sleeve and he made a bee line for him, but Leon apparently
was some kind of a dispatch carrier, for he hopped into a motor cycle
side car and left Ben with a cloud of dust for his pains.
I wished I could get hold of Leon before he got us both into trouble.
—4—
If you dream of the devil long enough he’s bound to appear.
Who should I bump square into one day but my handsome Captain! I saluted
and started to move on, for I had decided that he probably didn’t know
Leon—I mean, that Leon probably didn’t know him. But he caught my arm
and stared into my face very studiously.
“Excuse me, Sergeant,” he explained, looking straight at me. “I know
your name but I can’t think of it. I met your sister one night last
year—she danced and you read some poetry.”
I didn’t know what to say and when I didn’t say anything, he continued,
as if he were trying to make me remember the party or him. “Your aunt or
cousin or somebody told me how much alike you and your sister were and I
remember seeing you—just a glimpse—now what in the dickens is that
name?”
Well, you can imagine how I felt! Here I had been dreaming about him all
this time and he didn’t even remember my name! I had a good notion not
to tell him what my name was, but I couldn’t very well avoid it, so I
finally helped him out.
“Canwick! That’s it!” he exclaimed. “Of course. Why can’t I remember
names? Well, anyway, I’m certainly glad to see you.”
“You’ll pardon me, sir,” I interrupted. “But I still haven’t the
faintest idea as to who you are.” I had to call up all my resources to
keep my voice in its assumed naturalness.
“My name is Winstead,” he hurriedly explained. “And your sister made a
tremendous impression upon me—tremendous!” He hesitated a moment. “So
tremendous, I must confess, that I forgot whether I had heard her last
name or not. You see, I only saw her that one night and all I could
remember was her first name. It’s Leona, isn’t it?”
I nodded, and suddenly I began to feel good again. I couldn’t keep from
smiling and I had to tell him that I seemed to recall hearing something
about him from my sister. “But why didn’t you write down her name and
her address?” I inquired, as disinterestedly as I could.
“I did,” he replied. “Wrote it down and stuck it in the pocket of my
blouse—and that’s the last I saw of it. Must have been thrown out by
the tailor or someone, because when I tried to find it, it was nowhere
to be found. And I was genuinely sorry, for I had told your sister I
would write just as soon as I learned where I would be stationed. I
suppose she thought I was having a good time with her, eh?”