Ned had acquitted himself well, his story had the tang of reality in
it, and he told it with rare enthusiasm. He was so clever, in fact,
that the younger guides, including myself, decided not to enter the
story contest that night. But there was one in camp who did not
hesitate; Andrews was his name. I had not seen this man on the trail
before, so listened as eagerly as the others to what he had to offer.
"Remember the mountain sheep we saw on Flattop?" Ed recalled as he put
aside his pipe. "Well, them wild sheep always has interested me.
They're plumb human some ways, I reckon. They sure got a whale of a
bump of curiosity, an' they beat country kids in town when it comes to
starin' at strange sights. Reckon there ain't nuthin' short of a
neighbor that's got more curiosity than them sheep. The old rams git
so wise they live two or three times as long as the foolish ones that
don't never seem to learn nothin'.
"Ole Curiosity, up in back on Specimen, is the biggest ram I ever saw.
He's sure curious, an' smart along with it. If trouble shows up around
Specimen, why Old Curiosity just ain't home, that's all, but hid away
somewheres in the cliffs. An' once when there was shootin' he went
over to another mountain till the hunters was gone. That there ole ram
got so famous that the fellers used to devil the life outta him.
They'd make a show of takin' their gun up the mountain jest ter see the
old feller hide out.
"One day I was guidin' a party up toward Lulu Pass. We was down in a
deep gully, with high walls. All to onct I looked up an' saw a bunch
of sheep. They hadn't seen us yet on account of our bein' in the
aspens. I flagged the party an' told 'em to watch.
"Guess some one was after the sheep, for they was in a hurry to git
across the gully. One at a time they jumped off the cliff an' landed
in the sand along the river. Must have been fifty feet anyhow, maybe
more; but that didn't phase 'em. Of a sudden out walked Ole Curiosity,
lookin' as big as a house, with circlin' horns three feet long. The
ole feller jumped last; and jest as he jumped I rode out of the woods."
Ed eyed the circle of eager faces; his listeners tensed and leaned
forward breathlessly. Then he continued:
"When the ole ram was about halfway down he seen me. An' what do you
reckon he did?"
His hypnotized audience were too spellbound to hazard a guess.
"He turned aroun' and went back."
The story of the ram that turned back is still told around the
campfires of the Rockies, and it has not grown leaner in the
repetitions. But the old-time guides are giving way to younger ones,
more scientific but not so entertaining. The Indians who have turned
guides are unexcelled when it comes to following trails that are dim,
or in tracking down runaway horses. Indians have a subtle sense of
humor, even during the most serious situations. "Injun not lost, trail
lost," one said when adrift in the woods.