“Is red hair, or a habit of snoring, or a fondness for raw onions,
considered a disqualification?” queried the doctor.
The professor, ignoring the interruption, continued: “It is required
that one or both of the applicants shall possess property of sufficient
value, to support both of them for one year, in the manner of life to
which the proposed wife has been accustomed.”
“A gleam of common sense at last in a glamour of moonshine,” said the
doctor. “But how can such a marriage law be enforced?”
“The act provides,” said the professor, “that children born to parties
who have no license, shall be deemed born out of wedlock, and all such
children, as well as all children born to extreme poverty or degrading
influences, may be taken from their parents and educated at the public
expense.”
“How does this experiment of turning the State into a moral kindergarten
for adults, and wet-nursery for infants, succeed?” said Doctor Eustace
to the stranger.
“The law was enacted only a few weeks since,” replied the gentleman,
“and it is too soon to answer your question.”
“Humph! have you any more of such revolutionary legislation?”
“Nothing so important as the marriage contract act, but on page 72 you
will find some provisions of law which may interest you.”
The doctor read:—
“Women who perform equal service with men shall be entitled to recover
an equal sum for their labor, and all contracts made in derogation of
this right shall be void.”
“Good!” applauded Miss Winters.
Again the doctor read:—
“The men who represent the State of Arizona in the United States Senate
shall be chosen by a majority of the voters, and not by the Legislature,
as in other States of the Union, and no man, however favored, shall be
eligible for the position whose property interests, justly estimated,
exceed in value the sum of $100,000.”
“That will exclude Mr. Morning from the millionaires’ club, will it
not?” queried Dr. Eustace.
“Yes, sir,” answered the stranger, “but he favored the law. Of course,
under the United States Constitution, this section is not legally
operative; but it is morally binding, and the Legislature has always
elected to the Senate gentlemen who were previously designated by the
people at the polls, and thus far no man suspected of solvency has
ventured to be a candidate. Arizona is friendly to progressive
legislation. You will find our law for the prevention of cruelty to
animals on page 56; it may interest you.”
The professor read:—
“Any person or persons convicted of having beaten, abused, underfed,
overworked, or otherwise maltreated any horse, mule, dog, or other
animal of whatever kind, may thereafter be assaulted and beaten by any
person who may desire to undertake such task, without the assailant
being responsible civilly or criminally for such assault.”
“That,” said the doctor, “to quote a Boston girl on Niagara Falls, ‘is
neat, simple, and sufficient.’ Have you any further novelties in the way
of legislation to offer?”