“He was more utterly ruined than any man I ever knew of, and all his
estates were sold. I had made some money, few others in the county
had any ready cash, the sale was forced, and I bought the whole
establishment at a remarkably low figure. I got old Brandy--Brandy was
a nickname I gave the old fellow--I got him a house in the village,
and supported him for a while with his wife and daughter and his great
lubberly boy. I soon found out what vipers they were. They all turned
against their benefactor, and dared to say that I had ruined their
father. In fact, my only fault was buying the place, and that was an
advantage to old Brandy rather than an injury. It shows, though, what
human nature is.
“They all got sick at last, and as they had no one to nurse them, I very
considerately sent them all to the alms-house, where they had good beds,
good attendance, and plenty to eat and drink. No matter what I did for
them they abused me. They reviled me, for sending them to a comfortable
home, and old Brandy was the worst of all. I used to go and visit him
two or three times a day, and he always cursed me. Old Brandy did get
awfully profane, that’s a fact. The reason was his infernal pride. Look
at me, now! I’m not proud. Put me in the alms-house, and would I curse
you? I hope not.
“At last old Brandy died, and of course I had to look out for the
family. They seemed thrown on my hands, you know, and I was too
good-natured to let them suffer, although they treated me so abominably.
The best thing I could think of was to ship them all off to America,
where they could all get rich. So I took them to Liverpool.”
“Did they want to go?”
“They didn’t seem to have an idea in their heads. They looked and acted
just like three born fools.”
“Strange!”
“I let a friend of mine see about them, as I had considerable to do, and
he got them a passage.”
“I suppose you paid their way out.”
“I did, Sir,” said Potts, with an air of munificence; “but, between you
and me, it didn’t cost much.”
“I should think it most have cost a considerable sum.”
“Oh no! Clark saw to that. Clark got them places as steerage
passengers.”
“Young Brandon told me once that he came out as cabin passenger.”
“That’s his cursed pride. He went out in the steerage, and a devilish
hard time he had too.”
“Why?”
“Oh, he was a little crowded, I think! There were six hundred emigrants
on board the _Tecumseh_--”
“The what?”
“The _Tecumseh_. Clark did that business neatly. Each passenger had to
take his own provisions, so he supplied them with a lot. Now what do you
think he gave them?”
“I can’t imagine.”
“He bought them some damaged bread at one quarter the usual price. It
was all mouldy, you know,” said Potts, trying to make Brandon see the
joke. “I declare Clark and I roared over it for a couple of months,
thinking how surprised they must have been when they sat down to eat
their first dinner.”
“That was very neat,” rejoined Brandon.