We were wandering about next morning, in the direction of the ladies'
mud-baths, when our attention was suddenly caught by loud screams
proceeding from one of them, as of somebody in deadly fear. Several
people came running to the spot; there was a commotion both inside and
outside the building, and at last the word _Schlange_--snake--began
to pass from mouth to mouth. Was there a viper in one of the ladies'
baths? The idea appeared too horrible. Poor Emmie turned pale at the
thought, and asked anxiously if German snakes were dangerous; but
not two people gave her the same answer, and at last the brilliant
suggestion occurred to her that it might, perhaps, be only an eel.
I looked at my watch, and found it was already past the time for my
second glass of mineral water, and Emmie decided to stay where she was
while I went in search of it, in the hopes of hearing the end of this
strange affair. Twenty minutes later I returned, to find her leaning
for support against a tree, exhausted by mirth, which burst out afresh
at sight of me, while every face I met was expanded into a broad grin.
"Oh uncle Adolph, it is too ridiculous!" she panted, as she ran up to
me and seized my arm. "What _do_ you think it was? It was Madame B.'s
bath, you know; and after she got into it she felt something in the
mud, and she thought it was a snake, and screamed and made a tremendous
fuss; and the bath-people came rushing to help her, and they got sticks
and rakes and poked about in the mud, and, oh! what _do_ you think they
found in the bath?"
"Surely not the eel you suggested?" I asked faintly.
"A _curl_, Uncle Adolph! just that very identical long black curl you
thought so beautiful! and it had got all straight and horrid in the
mud, and really must have been unpleasantly like a snake to put one's
foot on. But that is not all," she went on, "for it seems that poor
Madame is _bald_, absolutely _bald_, and all those bows and fringes are
nothing but a wig, and take on and off like a helmet; and to-day she
must have been thinking of something else, for she stepped into her
bath with the hair on, and this curl dropped into the mud. I do feel
sorry for her, for when the people showed her what they had found, she
was so angry that they say she tore the rest of the wig off her head,
and threw it at them in a passion. So now everybody in the place will
know that Madame B. is bald and artificially got up, and I should not
wonder if the discovery drove her quite away from Salzbrun at once."