Drusilla with a Million — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Drusilla with a Million
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"He ain't got a wide acquaintance if it's all he knows. But I mustn't
be mean. 'Cause I couldn't live with him ain't no reason that a lot of
women couldn't stand him. He's been a batch too long and always had his
own way, and he's been a preacher where he could talk to people and
they dassent talk back, but Sarah'd change all that, and make him real
human before a year was past. I'm glad you thought of it, John."
John looked up, surprised.
"Me? Drusilla! It never entered my head."
"Didn't it? Well, you ought to 'a' thought of it before, and it'd all
be done now. Here we've wasted all these months, and I've been pestered
to death with 'em both. She's done more tattin' settin' in my sun
parlor than'd trim all the petticoats in Brookvale. But, John, her
heart is good and is kind of thawin' about the babies. I seen her
a-givin' yards o' that stuff to Mary Allen the other day to trim her
baby's dresses; and when little Isaac got most run over she got as
white as a sheet and we both cried over him together, which kind of
brought us closer. And if she marries Algernon, they'll have babies and
she'll jest blossom right out."
"You seem to be planning rather far ahead, aren't you?"
"No one has to be a prophet to say a preacher'll have babies. That's
ginerally about all they do have."
"It's your business, Drusilla; but I can't understand why you want
these two very worthy people to marry--"
"Can't you see through a fence-post, John? If Sarah marries the
Reverend Algernon, she'll have to move to Adams, and she'll keep him
hoppin' around so fast that he won't git time to come visitin' me so
often."
"Oh, you are killing two birds with one stone!"
"Say it any way you want to, but they was made for each other, and I
want to see Sarah married with a growin' family on her hands and then
she won't have so much time to think and talk about her neighbors. She
does it jest because she ain't got nothin' else to do; but if she has
to watch Johnny through the measles, and Lizzie through the mumps, and
see that Willie's stockings is patched, she won't have time to tatt or
tattle, and it'll make her a real woman, instead of jest an old maid.
Is he comin' back tonight?"
"No; he has gone to his room."
"Well, I didn't know I'd ever be sorry not to see Algernon, but I'd
like to begin on him tonight when it's fresh in my mind, and I could
put spirit in my work. What you goin' to do with him to-morrow?"
"We are goin' to go over again those last books on chivalry that I
bought--"