Syl laughed nervously. "Oh Maggie, you are such a tease! I never seen
such a monkey of a girl as you. Look here what I got you." He handed
her a little white candy tablet on which was printed a sentimental
inscription. "I bought three pounds of them congregational lozengers
at Basketful's to-day jist for you."
Maggie glared at the unoffending piece of confectionery, but did not
deign to touch it. "My, but you must have thought I could eat like a
horse!" she remarked scathingly. "You can give them to Julia Duffy,"
and she flounced out of the seat to another at some distance, leaving
Syl to endure an evening of tormenting doubt as to whether he might see
her home.
Mr. Watson came bustling over nervously to confer with the choir
leader. "The crowd's nearly all here, do you think we'd better start,
Andrew?"
"Jist as you like," was the reply. Wee Andra was of too huge
proportions to be moved by any excitement. "There's Mr. Thomas Hayes,
M. P., no less, comin' in at the door now!" he added, stretching his
neck to get a view of the other end of the church and sending a rather
unstable cedar tree and a deluge of flags crashing upon the organ.
"Gosh, I've pulled down the whole shootin' match!"
Mr. Hayes was the Member of Parliament for Glenoro's constituency, as
well as the Burke of the Flats, Oro's Irish settlement. He was the
only orator honoured with an invitation to address the meeting. Mr.
Watson hurried down the aisle to welcome the distinguished visitor,
amid a hail-storm of conversation lozenges. When he had been brought
to the platform and duly honoured everything was in readiness.
Glenoro custom demanded that all such affairs should be opened with
prayer, but in his capacity of chairman, Mr. Watson did not see fit to
call upon either clergyman to perform that ceremony; the programme was
long enough, he reflected, and the praying could be dispensed with
easier than anything else. The audience settled into expectant silence
as Mr. Egerton arose and in a few well-chosen words explained the
double mission of the Patriotic Society, and the aim of its
entertainment. His audience listened attentively, and, judging from
the applause that followed, seemed to be quite in sympathy with the
movement. It is true that some of the babies, not yet old enough to
realise their glorious heritage, occasionally interrupted his remarks,
and one disloyal youth shied a "congregational lozenger" across the
room; but the speaker did not appear at all disturbed.