"Oh, go on with your yarn!" Maggie's dish-cloth was waving impatiently.
"Well, you mind that fall I went to the Exhibition an' stayed with
Maria till near Christmas? My, the sights I did see that time! You
girls ought to take a trip to the city now, why----"
"Oh, never mind, 'Liza," said Maggie, knowing the narrator's weakness.
"Settle the minister first, an' you can talk Toronto all day after."
"My! but you're anxious about him, Maggie! That's a bad sign. Well,
as I was sayin', I stayed all fall, you know, an' Maria she was bound
and determined I'd see an' hear everything that was worth while, an'
her and James they jist trotted me 'round till I was near dead. James
Turner does make Maria an awful kind man, I will say, though I ain't
got much use for men. Well, one night we went to a high-toned concert,
got up by a lot o' college fellows. I tell you there's where you see
the fine lookin' chaps! Don Neil couldn't hold a candle to them, the
way they was dressed up, reg'lar doods every one o' them, an' the
style! If I'd been a young thing like one o' you girls now, I'd a lost
my heart a dozen times over. But if you'd a' seen the fellows that
took part in the concert, you'd a' died, the way they were rigged up!
They all came a-flippin' an' a-floppin' out onto the platform, an'
besides their pants an' coats, every mother's son o' them had on some
kind of a long cloak, for all the world like Mrs. Duffy's black dolman.
An' they had the curiousest things on their heads, jist exactly like
the black shingles that was flyin' 'round here the night the sawmill
burned down!"
"Why, they were college gowns and caps," said Sarah; "Don Neil and
Allan Fraser are both going to get them."
"Well, don't I know that, you young upstart. An' Mrs. Fraser's in an
awful way about Allan wearin' one, too, but that don't prove that they
didn't look jist like the mischief itself."
"Dear me, do they wear them kind o' things out amongst other folks?"
inquired Mrs. Hamilton in mild alarm. She had supposed that such
raiment would be confined to the seclusion of one's own bed chamber.
"Indeed, they jist do, Mrs. Hamilton. If Jessie an' Don Neil makes up
this little lovers' quarrel they've got up lately, you'll have him
comin' flappin' down the hill to see her in one o' them next winter.
But reelly, you wouldn't believe what awful trollops they were; an' if
I couldn't turn out a stylisher lookin' wrapper an' a mighty better
fit, too, I'd go an' choke myself."
"You'll choke before you get this story told, if you don't quit
talkin'," said the plain-spoken Maggie. "Did the minister have a
wrapper on?"