Fire in the Woods: Illustrated — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Fire in the Woods: Illustrated
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“Och, sure, an what’s the use? Didn’t I say it? What are ye tormentin me
for to say it again? Haven’t I just run away whin it’s too late
intirely? An the leprosy’s tuk, so it has!”
“The--the what? What’s that?” asked Phil. “Sure an haven’t I been sayin
that it’s a leper I am,” cried Pat, despairingly.
“A leper!” repeated Phil, who began to think that poor Pat was
quite insane, and wondered what he ought to do with him under the
circumstances.
“I’ve happened among lepers,” said Pat. “I’ve bathed in the leper
wather--an that’s the way I tuk it. I’ve ate wid the leper praste; an
Bart’s wid him now--in the wuds--they’re huntin afther you; but I ran
for it--for I was hopin to get away before the leprosy tuk--but tuk it
did--in spite of me; and that’s all about it.”
“I don’t understand you,” said Phil, in bewilderment, for Pat’s remarks
had some degree of connectedness, and did not sound quite like insanity
except his allusions to leprosy. “I don’t understand,” said he, “what
you mean about leprosy.”
“Sure it’s the Lazaretto, at Tracadie, I mean. I got the leprosy by
bathin, so I did--an aitin wid the leper praste.”
“You’ll have to explain. This is all nonsense. Come, Pat, don’t make a
fool of yourself. You’ve got some absurd idea in your head, Come, tell
me all about it, for I can’t make it out at all, you know.”
“Well, it’s this way,” said Pat, with undiminished dolefulness; “ony
don’t be kapin too nair me if ye vally yer life--this was the way of it.
Ye see we wandhered about the wuds afther ye, an sure enough before we
knowed it we got lost ourselves. Well, we wandhered about, and at last
we come out in a place they call Tracadie, an bad luck to it. So we mit
a praste that was all smiles and blarney, an he tuk us to his house
an gave us fud. Well, thin, I wint out for a walk, an I see a bit
of wather, an wint to it to have a bit of a swim. Well, I come to a
onwhowlsome lookin place, wid ghosts of people in it, that wud fairly
make yer blood run cowld to look at, an I stared at thim, an walked
right close to thim, an brathed their brith, an walked over their
ground, an wint on to the wather, an ondrissed, an wint in. An I shwam
there nearly an hour, an thin I wint back, an what do ye think the
praste towld me.”
“What?” asked Phil.