"Rather hard," was the sly answer.
"I suppose one must."
"Yes, one must." Elizabeth had suddenly decided upon her line of
action. She remembered how, whenever Noah Clegg's daughters went
a-visiting about Forest Glen, they would sit for a whole long afternoon
with hands primly folded, and reply to all remarks by a polite
repetition of the remarker's last statement, never volunteering a word
of their own. She could recall a long, hot afternoon when her aunt and
Annie had essayed alternate remarks upon the weather, the crops, the
garden, church, Sunday school, and the last sermon, to the verge of
nervous prostration without varying their visitors' echoing responses
by so much as one syllable. Elizabeth felt that Miss Kendall deserved
all the discomfort she could give her. She folded her hands more
primly and waited. Her victim glanced along the chromos on the wall.
"It's been very warm for November, has it not?" she said at last.
"Yes, very warm," said Elizabeth, also examining the chromos.
"I suppose you go to church regularly?"
"Yes, quite regularly."
"Dr. Harrison is such a clever speaker, isn't he?"
"Yes, very clever."
"His sermons, I think, are quite profound."
"Yes indeed, very profound."
It reminded Elizabeth of the Cantata they had sung in the joyous old
days at Cheemaun High School, where the chorus answered the soloist
again and again with "Yes, that's so!" She wondered how long she dared
keep it up and not laugh. She began to be just a little afraid that
she might give way altogether and make Miss Kendall think she was quite
mad.
But apparently the church call was drawing to a close. The caller once
more consulted her notebook and arose. "Four calls," she said with a
satisfied air. "I wonder if I couldn't put down five. You said there
wasn't a Miss Turner here?"
"No, unless she came recently. Shall I inquire?"
"Oh, no thank you, I really can't spare the time. I have several other
places to visit. I think she's a domestic, Mr. MacAllister said. One
has to take all sorts, you know. I can count her, anyway, and here's a
card for her if you happen to find her."
Elizabeth took the little bundle. She noticed that Miss Kendall's day
was not marked in the corner, but instead the inscription, "St.
Stephen's Young Women's Christian Guild."
"Those are our cards," said the visitor, noticing Elizabeth's glance.
"Of course everyone understands by that, that it's not a social call
one is making. You see, Miss Gordon, one must keep those things
separate."
"Yes, I am sure one ought to," agreed Elizabeth with deep meaning, as
she bowed the church caller out. She fairly soared to the top flat,
convulsed with mirth. Jean would not appreciate the church call, she
would not see the funny side of it, and might even resent it. But the
boys would understand.